Minginest person you ev er went out with/with

TheIceMaker

we've all done it...even though we rather not admit it. but who was the minginist person you ever went out with/were with?

Starting the ball rolling: About a year ago, at a party, very drunk, ended up being with this fat guy with long brown hair, crooked teeth, mingin skin... that was an all time low

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TheIceMaker wrote:

we've all done it...even though we rather not admit it. but who was the minginist person you ever went out with/were with?

Starting the ball rolling: About a year ago, at a party, very drunk, ended up being with this fat guy with long brown hair, crooked teeth, mingin skin... that was an all time low

someone move this guy off this forum and take his thread too.

Boston

You.

Sangre

yore ma

LadyJ

I'd never say that an ex of mine was "mingin" because I'd never go out with someone that I had so little respect for.

Aisling(",)

Have met some ugly people but I was young

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LadyJ wrote:

I'd never say that an ex of mine was "mingin" because I'd never go out with someone that I had so little respect for.

Well said , but beauty is in the eye of the beholder , to me everyone is gorgous its that time when you have a conversation thats when the beauty is spoiled

electric69

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder i think.If you drink enough you wont remember what the person looked like so its all good!

man-in-cognito

I've snogged a few girls I didn't really find attractive when the lights came back on.. (Thank you Mr.Bulmers)
I'm sure some of the girls I've snogged would say I'm not the most attractive bloke they've snogged either.
I've had sex with one girl who I found hideous. My drink was spiked though.. that's not a joke either.

I've never gone out with someone I didn't find attractive.

MIC.

simu

Moved from FAP.

simu

azezil

Never dated someone I thought was mingin but have snogged a couple I regret: 1. married man
2. some... guy who looked a lot older in the light
3. tallaght skanger

county

shame on you :rolleyes:

TerrorFirmer

LadyJ wrote:

I'd never say that an ex of mine was "mingin" because I'd never go out with someone that I had so little respect for.

Exactly.....I mean why would anyone go out with anyone they weren't attracted to? I've certainly never gone out with anyone I wasn't attracted to

The Sweeper

I did have a cringeworthy encounter with this jumped-up fool who thought he was God's gift. It's about a decade ago now. I had a few beers and went looking for some action, picked this bloke who looked okay all dressed up, ended up discovering he was a pudgy pasty individual with a spotty back and a pot belly. Oh, and he had a hairy mole on his back - I kid you not. It was the size of your thumb and was furry, not just hairy.

That and his 'crib' had a single 100 watt naked lightbulb. Yep, that was a few hours to remember all right.

melekalikimaka

I've a thing for chunky monkeys....

Gazza22

MobileInfantry wrote:

Exactly.....I mean why would anyone go out with anyone they weren't attracted to? I've certainly never gone out with anyone I wasn't attracted to

Same here, wtf would you go out with somebody that doesn't appeal to you? Stunning looks aren't essential though mingers?..not a chance

Had a few snogs that i've deeply regreted though!

snorlax

never scored anyone i wasn't attracted to

Tar.Aldarion

when i was drunk she was really hot....just the once so...

chern0byl

Minesajackdaniels wrote:

That and his 'crib' had a single 100 watt naked lightbulb. Yep, that was a few hours to remember all right.

Wee bit self conscience? Sounds like a nasty night though.

Blondie86Star

There have been a few drunken kisses.
Gone out with some guys with mingin personalities tho, and that is so much worse than mingin looks!

Mr.Nice Guy

Shirley Temple Bar.

What was I thinking? :eek:

Red Alert

I always used to clean my glasses before going out, hence no mingers.

The Sweeper

chern0byl wrote:

Wee bit self conscience?

100 watts of naked bulb shows up a lot of dirty sheets, semen stains, unwashed socks, old dinner plates, skin mags, toenail clippings, pubic combings, letters from mum, letters to mum, rosary beads (WTF like?), fag butts stubbed out in last nights cup of cocoa, fag butts stubbed out in Tuesday night's cup of cocoa...

And yeah sure, I'm happy to admit that strutting my stuff, even a decade ago, in 100 watts of artifical light isn't something that makes me feel like tying a lasso and working on that bartop-dancing routine.

Mina Loy

LadyJ wrote:

I'd never say that an ex of mine was "mingin" because I'd never go out with someone that I had so little respect for.

nuff said lol

chern0byl

Minesajackdaniels wrote:

100 watts of naked bulb shows up a lot of dirty sheets, semen stains, unwashed socks, old dinner plates, skin mags, toenail clippings, pubic combings, letters from mum, letters to mum, rosary beads (WTF like?), fag butts stubbed out in last nights cup of cocoa, fag butts stubbed out in Tuesday night's cup of cocoa...

I thought you had sex, not inspected the room for all imperfections. Must have been some roid

Dave

I few years ago I scored this randomer while quite drunk. My friends saw, they nick named her "The Rat" I still hear about it sometimes.

The_Goose

Ok i thinks this thread is about one night stands and the like. No one gives a ****e about your high standards....blah blah
Got pissed one night, dont remember giong back to this house party. Was walking in the front door and got pulled into the sitting room. The door slams behind me. She leaps on me. The stinks of sweat was unnatural, christ i hate my memory right now. Anyway we ge down and do a little dance. I go out to the garden and puke everywhere not from the beer, but the smell. Christ that thought me a lesson

Riamfada

Was with a girl with no teeth. Scandalous!

The Sweeper

chern0byl wrote:

I thought you had sex, not inspected the room for all imperfections. Must have been some roid

*cough* multi-task *cough*

Anyway, I spotted all that crap while lookin for the bed. It was finally located because the rubbish in that corner seemed to be in a taller pile.

Iago

very drunk night while in College..she was the captain of the college rugby team, and was about twice my bodyweight. Seemed like a good idea at the time but it wasn't pretty in the least..that's what pints of cooper at €1 will do to you

TOPDAWG

Grimes wrote:

Was with a girl with no teeth. Scandalous!

Great suction id say tho. tee hee.

At the end of the day no matter what anyone says everyone has a fattie in the closet!

Blondie86Star

Iago wrote:

very drunk night while in College..she was the captain of the college rugby team, and was about twice my bodyweight. Seemed like a good idea at the time but it wasn't pretty in the least..that's what pints of cooper at €1 will do to you

rofl!

jptk

The_Goose wrote:

Ok i thinks this thread is about one night stands and the like. No one gives a ****e about your high standards....blah blah
Got pissed one night, dont remember giong back to this house party. Was walking in the front door and got pulled into the sitting room. The door slams behind me. She leaps on me. The stinks of sweat was unnatural, christ i hate my memory right now. Anyway we ge down and do a little dance. I go out to the garden and puke everywhere not from the beer, but the smell. Christ that thought me a lesson

I was out with a girl once, she picked me up in here car and as soon as I got in the smell of sweat was makin me sick. Anytime I smell any sort of sweat now it reminds me of that night.
............i feel sick

Mr.Nice Guy

jptk wrote:

I was out with a girl once, she picked me up in here car and as soon as I got in the smell of sweat was makin me sick. Anytime I smell any sort of sweat now it reminds me of that night.
............i feel sick

That means she liked you!...either that or she didn't shower.

Pigman II

TOPDAWG wrote:

Great suction id say tho. tee hee.

I have an email that would beg to differ. Needless to say the most disturbing part was where she actually offered to take her teeth out DURING the the act for him. The look on his face was something else! :eek:

kstanl

I refuse to shag attractive women. Mingers only please. The uglier the better.

Jimi-Spandex

Dave wrote:

I few years ago I scored this randomer while quite drunk. My friends saw, they nick named her "The Rat" I still hear about it sometimes.

hehe, I remember hearing about that and then seeing "her" in the flesh. She looked like a crack addict or something.

Though I can't talk. I've done some "bad" things. Nothing that I can't have an aul chuckle over though.

TOPDAWG

kstanl wrote:

I refuse to shag attractive women. Mingers only please. The uglier the better.

They do try harder i spose!!