Shooting technique for you pistol guys

Rovi

I found this in alt.sport.air-guns, and thought you guys might get a kick out of it-

Marty wrote:

First, pick up the pistol rapidly, but casually. Leave one or two fingers sticking out. Hold the pistol "gangsta" style, in the "homeboy horizontal" fashion. The pistol can be held rather loosely... the important part is to look "way cool." Watching some television and movies will help perfect this technique.

Next, thrust the gun in the general direction of the target. Assume a slightly slumping stance, leaning a bit backwards, one foot slightly ahead of the other. Your pants should be slipping halfway down your ass.

STRIKE FEAR into your target by jerking your body slightly forwards and backwards, sort of like a chicken walks, and shouting something along the line of "You want some of this? YOU WANT SOME OF THIS!?"

Then, avoiding any eye contact with your sights, (if you're holding the weapon properly, this won't be a problem,) and after glancing sideways at your buddies, begin pulling the trigger as fast as you can until the gun doesn't work any more.

If you follow these instructions carefully, I promise you that you won't be able to hit a 30 gallon garbage can sitting on your front steps if you're standing in the doorway.

Marty

Sound good to me

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demonloop

Sounds like the way shoot right now.

Flattop 15

Forward immediately to all known gurriers,homies,drug dealers and anti gun media,as the new "deadly technique" of using a handgun.Sure to make all ERU,SWAT So19 etc jobs a hell of alot easier when some "Homes" tries to take on "Da Man".Not to mind making sure that innocent passerbys,etc are not hit at all in the ensuing gunfight.

Babble

This is the ticket.



And not forgetting the "Glock 'N' Gut"

The infamous "Glock 'n' Gut" gun which got every*one excited for awhile... until it was realized that it was a "fantasy pistol", and not a factory offering. They could've sold a ton of'em to the GlockTalk faithful.

jaycee

Fantasy eh..?

Well..
You obviously haven't had a look at this..

http://www.czub.cz/get_img.php?img=img/CZ_75_SP-01_Tactical_nuz.jpg&width=450

Flattop 15

That pistol would have been great for the trenches of WW1.Nowadays you would use it for.......oh......errr......hang on......ummm....... I dunno.
Anyone got any ideas?

Rew

In Tora Bora the SAS were down to knives and hand to hand inside in the caves, might have been handy then....

Babble

It might be handy if you ever need to fight your way out of the inside of a Grizzly bear Jonah and the whale style