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Is 'The Aristocrats' showing in Ireland? If so, where?

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  • 20-09-2005 6:28pm
    #1
    bravenewworld
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ✭


    Please help,
    I am dying to see ' The Aristocrats' and was wondering if it has been released here yet? can anyone tell me??? :confused:


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    #2
    BlitzKrieg
    Registered Users Posts: 14,685 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    *sweet merciful god*


    the biki has never been so true.


    This is the film review board.


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    #3
    BlitzKrieg
    Registered Users Posts: 14,685 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    Big Boss Karl Hungus wrote:
    I'm tired of cleaning up threads that even the most intellectually stunted person should know don't belong in Film Reviews. So you've really no excuses now, and if you're so blindingly thick as to post off-topic you've only your own stupidity to blame.

    caio.


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    #4
    bravenewworld
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ✭bravenewworld


    Would love to review it...but havent seen it yet.

    Was hoping someone might help. You've been more than helpful


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    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065421/
    Tagline: DIG THESE CATS...and all that JAZZ!

    Plot Outline: Upon Madame Adelaide Bonfamille's passing her cat Duchess and 3 kittens stand to inherit her fortune. But not if Edgar the butler can help it

    Featuring the song:

    Everybody wants to be a cat,
    because a cat's the only cat
    who knows where it's at.
    Everybody's pickin' up on that feline beat,
    'cause everything else is obsolete.
    Now a square with a horn,
    can make you wish you weren't born,
    ever'time he plays;
    and with a square in the act,
    he can set music back
    to the caveman days.
    I've heard some corny birds who tried to sing,
    but a cat's the only cat
    who knows how to swing.
    Who wants to dig
    a long-haired gig
    or stuff like that?
    When everybody wants to be a cat.
    A square with that horn,
    makes you wish you weren't born,
    ever'time he plays;
    and with a square in the act,
    he's gonna set this music back
    to the Stone Age days.
    Everybody wants to be a cat,
    because a cat's the only cat
    who knows where it's at;
    while playin' jazz you always has a Welcome mat,
    'cause everybody digs a swingin' cat.
    Everybody digs a swingin' cat.


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    Karl Hungus
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    I think my sticky was enough to give most people the idea, but sheer blind stupidity finds a way. :rolleyes:

    Well done Bravenewworld, you've earned yourself a ban from film reviews. Be thankfull I moved your thread to the main film board, so you'll still get your answer.


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    Winters
    Registered Users Posts: 14,761 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    Anyway...

    I've seen posters for it around UGC but I never bothered to check the date on when it was actually going to be shown. Might take a look next time Im there.


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    Hugh Hefner
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    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=294920

    My info. was obviously wrong but it shouldn't be long now.


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    Winters
    Registered Users Posts: 14,761 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    *Bump*

    UGC/Cineworld shall be showing this from Tomorrow (14th October). Here are the film times.
    THE ARISTOCRATS (18)
    Directed by: Paul Provenza
    Starring: Chris Albrecht - Jason Alexander - Hank Azaria
    14/10 Friday 10:20 12:20 14:20 16:30 18:40 20:45 22:40
    15/10 Saturday 10:20 12:20 14:20 16:30 18:40 20:45 22:40
    16/10 Sunday 10:20 12:20 14:20 16:30 18:40 20:45 22:40
    17/10 Monday 10:20 12:20 14:20 16:30
    18/10 Tuesday 10:20 12:20 14:20 16:30 18:40 20:45
    19/10 Wednesday 10:20 12:20 14:20 16:30 18:40 20:45
    20/10 Thursday 10:20 12:20 14:20 16:30 18:40 20:45


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    Franky Boy
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    I shall be off to that.


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    #11
    Bacchus
    Registered Users Posts: 4,699 ✭✭✭Bacchus


    Excellent film. Saw it at the Cork Film Fest on Monday. It will have you in stitches.
    People who are easily offended (particularly about feces, incest, beastiality, poo, piss, vomit etc.) might not like it though.


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