A penguin is driving through Arizona...

biko · 16-09-2005 6:47pm #1

...when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. So he drives to the nearest town and stops at the first service station.

After dropping off the car, the penguin decides to take a walk through town. He sees an ice-cream parlor and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides something cold would really hit the spot. He opts for a dish of vanilla ice-cream and , having no hands, proceeds to make quite a mess with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice-cream, he returns to the service station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up from under the hood and says, "It looks like you blew a seal." "No, No," the penguin replies, "It's just ice-cream."

biko · 16-09-2005 6:51pm

Another one:
A drunk asked a bartender for a free beer. The bartender says, "If you do 25 press-ups to show you're sober, I'll pour you one." The drunk gets on floor and starts doing press-ups. A second drunk stumbles in and says, "Hey, I think your girlfriend has gone home."