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Not very PC jokes (shoot me)

  • 16-09-2005 5:06pm
    #1
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,763 ✭✭✭


    Robbie Williams, Kylie Minogue and Elton John are walkin down the road one day. Kylie hits a stone, her heel brakes and she slips over. As she falls, her head gets jammed in some railing, so shes stuck, bent over, and cant get out. Robbie, being Robbie, Think "nice one", pulls down her skirt and starts ramming away. Few minutes later hes finished, buttons up his trousers and turns to elton. "Here mate, your turn now!". Elton bursts into tear, "Im sorry Robbie, theres no way my head will fit in those railings"

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    If Clint Eastwood would make your day, what would Elton John do?

    Make your whole week! (say it aloud)

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    Whats the difference between a hospital and a caravan?

    You'll find more wards in a caravan


Comments

  • #2
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Brilliant joke. One of my favourites.

    :D:D


  • #3
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    ColHol wrote:

    Whats the difference between a hospital and a caravan?

    You'll find more wards in a caravan

    thats the best i've seen in ages!


  • #4
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Funny. The wards was the best :D


  • #5
    Oriel
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    Whats the difference between a hospital and a caravan?
    You'll find more wards in a caravan

    I don't get it...


  • #6
    spartacus93
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,452 ✭✭✭spartacus93


    sinecurea wrote:
    I don't get it...

    Neither do I but im kind of afraid to say anything! The other two are good.


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  • #7
    joejoem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    sinecurea wrote:
    I don't get it...



    The Wards Are a famous knacker family


  • #8
    thejovialhost
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 345 ✭✭thejovialhost


    Shouldn't that be 'infamous' knacker family?


  • #9
    tallus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,324 ✭✭✭tallus


    Notorious ! and there's a sh*t load of them, hence the joke .


  • #10
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    that was probably the first joke that i ever heard :)


  • #11
    flanzer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭flanzer


    They just made my dull day bright!! LOL :D


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  • #12
    pdunno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 143 ✭✭pdunno


    Good alright. My mate whose surname is Ward didn't really appreciate it though!!


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