What do News Readers Talk About at The End of The News Cast?

coreilly1

Its a real noodle scratcher,I always wonder what Anne Doyle/Anthony Mernain and Colm Murray chat about as the credits run at the end of the News Cast.

As good as my lip reading skills are,I always wonder what they might be saying.

I think they might be discussing which part of the crust on a slice of bread is nicer,the brown round bit at the top,or the white square bit at the bottom.

Any Suggestions?

Vikings

I think its more along the lines of how Ron Burgundy conversed with Veronica Corningstone after their broadcasts.

Rb

IncredibleBulk wrote:

I think its more along the lines of how Ron Burgundy conversed with Veronica Corningstone after their broadcasts.

Lol i was just thinking that

either that or going "Durka durka mohammad johad?" "ahhh durka durka durka"(with a few nods)...or something along those lines

coreilly1

Yeah or they might be doing a bit of a bruce lee,badly dubbed voice-over thing.Moving their mouth like crazy and saying "Hey...you....Wanna go for a pint?"

cornbb

<ponder>I wonder if they wear pants behind that desk</ponder>

scojones

"So... what are you doing for dinner"

coreilly1

"I f**ked your wife last night,it was mm-mm good!"

Ann Elk

" I can't believe that they're falling for this cr*p - 'Hurricane Katrina' my a**e! Just goes to show what you can do with a few gallons of water, a universal studios lot, a few extras and a good Mac program! Suckers!! We'll tell 'em all on April 1st - heheheheh...... Hurricane Katrina....heheheheh"

bounty

it would be dull chit chat

"that went ok"... "im glad thats over" or .... "so, your really going to get naked tomorrow doyler?"

stagolee

or like in family guy

Tom Tucker:I'm the Lord Jesus Christ. I think I'll go get drunk and beat up some midgets, how about you, Diane?
Diane Simmons: Well, Tom, I just plain don't like black people.

Blisterman

I was on the NBC studio tour in New York, and the guide said that newsreaders just mime as if they're talking to each other, to make it seem like they're discussing the news or something, and that they have good communication with each other.

ferdi

bounty wrote:

"so, your really going to get naked tomorrow doyler?"

if only

http://www.crimeline.ie/1anne.jpg <- Foxy minx

Sleepy

"Rhubarb Rhubarb Rhubarb"

Dave!

stagolee wrote:

or like in family guy

Tom Tucker:I'm the Lord Jesus Christ. I think I'll go get drunk and beat up some midgets, how about you, Diane?
Diane Simmons: Well, Tom, I just plain don't like black people.

lol, good call

joejoem

So Ive been getting this yellowish discharge the last few days, its really irritating. I really want to scratch but Im afraid they will know

shellby

joejoem wrote:

So Ive been getting this yellowish discharge the last few days, its really irritating. I really want to scratch but Im afraid they will know

ah jebus thats gash

KTRIC

I used to share with a girl that worked in Sky News and she said that they just talk complete crap when the show finishes. Everything from what they did last night to abusing each other for a laugh. She said that they do it to try and make each other laugh on camera.

Ann Elk

K-TRIC wrote:

I used to share with a girl that worked in Sky News and she said that they just talk complete crap when the show finishes. Everything from what they did last night to abusing each other for a laugh. She said that they do it to try and make each other laugh on camera.

Talk crap, on sky news??? - Surely you jest.

TerrorFirmer

stagolee wrote:

or like in family guy

Tom Tucker:I'm the Lord Jesus Christ. I think I'll go get drunk and beat up some midgets, how about you, Diane?
Diane Simmons: Well, Tom, I just plain don't like black people.

haha, I was thinking of Anchorman, but this is even better...

Santa Claus

ferdi wrote:

if only

http://www.crimeline.ie/1anne.jpg <- Foxy minx

You sick sick man....She looks like she has a 2nd vagina on her neck !

monkeyfudge

Sleepy wrote:

"Rhubarb Rhubarb Rhubarb"

Yep. That's it exactly.

joejoem

Santa Claus wrote:

You sick sick man....She looks like she has a 2nd vagina on her neck !

And a neck where her vagina should be!

fade

Santa Claus wrote:

You sick sick man....She looks like she has a 2nd vagina on her neck !

and whats the problem? you did say two vaginas didnt you......

Necronomicon

Maybe something like "I'm gonna punch you in the ovaries. Right in the baby-maker."

johnny_ultimate

"You have a dirty whorish mouth" also springs to mind...

Rhyme

Random mumbling sounds...

"egawrado sufinasap douche"

"gupharasoap domi"

etc...

Sparky

"do ja reckon i looked good for the camera eh"...sorts papers

sports man "eh well wow eh no"

airetam_storm

ferdi wrote:

if only

http://www.crimeline.ie/1anne.jpg <- Foxy minx

My eyes :eek:

*adele*

ferdi wrote:

if only

http://www.crimeline.ie/1anne.jpg <- Foxy minx

AAhhhh my eyes!!!

airetam_storm

See she even hurts girly eyes!

Larianne

They normally just talk about if they fecked up a line or whatever. Or if there's a funny story probably about that. I worked at a TV station in the states and on the ad breaks the news anchors would practise their tv voice and go over lines. But the News over there isn't as structured as RTE news. You'd never see Anne Doyle crack a joke. (I think her face might actually crack!!)

jammie

Ok heres one that I am almost sure would have been a HOT TOPIC!! Know a few of the newsroom staff nearly pissed themselves when it happened!! A few weeks back, Anne Doyle was walking back to her desk (as you do) and went to sit down on her chair, only she missed and landed flat on her big fat ARSE :eek:

Binomate

Sleepy wrote:

"Rhubarb Rhubarb Rhubarb"

I've heard that as well.

Mossy Monk

cystic5roses wrote:

Anne Doyle was walking back to her desk (as you do) and went to sit down on her chair, only she missed and landed flat on her big fat ARSE :eek:

hahahahahahahaha
surely the camera got that and it will be shown on TV News' Biggest **** Ups or something. i'd like to see that

Sleepy

Binomate wrote:

I've heard that as well.

I got it as stage direction when I was in a college musical and we were miming a conversation in the background. According to the director, saying rhubarb over and over is apparently the closest thing to mimicking natural conversation... No idea where he got it from though...

Binomate

Sleepy wrote:

I got it as stage direction when I was in a college musical and we were miming a conversation in the background. According to the director, saying rhubarb over and over is apparently the closest thing to mimicking natural conversation... No idea where he got it from though...

The news readers, obviously.

Hobbes

I believe SMAK answered this question...
http://members.boards.ie/ciaran/liveat3.html

Cabaal

There was a cause last year that if you watched the 6 O Clock news on a certain date just at the beginning you could hear somebody say "blaaa blaaa blaaa blaaa blaaa"
I'm confused......