Ripped off at the pumps? Here's the answer...

milltown

Petrol Direct

Prices look v.good, pity their ordering system is down at the moment. Probably can't handle the volume of orders lately.

testicle

Yes..........................................

Have you read this: http://www.petroldirect.com/legal.htm

mike65

Mike.

Eye

why is this not in the humour board pure class

Reaver772

Damn only 9kg of Plutonium per customer, i need at least 10 for my ahhh car ya car!

Our man in Havana

That anti-matter stuff sounds the biz!

petroldirect.com wrote:

Antimatter

Recent advances in particle research have made it possible to create antimatter on a commercial scale for the very first time.

Traditionally suited to deep range space craft, it is actually possible now to fit a compact matter-antimatter annihilation chamber into most larger cars and trucks. Typically, just a few grams of antimatter will be enough to power your car for life.

Our specialists will also arrange an engine conversion for you. Please contact us for a quotation.

layke

Vin Diesel is a very entertaining actor, not a biofuel.

/me keels over

John R

Ultra Low Cost Value Unleaded (50 RON)

Especially popular with Rover Metro and Nissan Micra drivers, our 50 RON ULCVU fuel is made from refinery leftovers. This is a very inexpensive fuel indeed as it is actually classified as industrial waste rather than fuel.

unkel

ROFL

One could quote just about anything from that website. Here's one on the affiliate program

Getyourpetrolontheinterweb wrote:

there's no minimum commission amount - even if you sell just 1 litre of fuel, we'll send you 20ml at the end of the month in a jiffy bag

unkel

Or on privacy:

Getyourpetrolontheinterweb wrote:

We create a great deal of personal information about you, including your name, buying habits, sexual orientation, credit cards details and TV watching habits. We will "accidentally" publish all this information on the web to cause you a huge amount of distress