Kids being funny

Kinetic^

Ok here's how it goes, was at the local tesco one day and there was a little stand at the front door for a charity. So a mother and son (the kid looks like the one from Jerry Magyuire) walk out past the stand and the son starts asking the mother for some money to put in the box. The mother looks kinda pleased with herself for raising such a thougtful and giving son. She galdly gives him 50c from her purse and tells him to put in the box. He walks over to put the money in, looks back, and sees his mother looking at him. here's, wher eit gets funny, he tells her to go away so he can put the money away, so she laughs and walks away. Then the little b*stard, makes sure his mothers not in sight, and pockets the money and then runs to the car.

It had me in stitches for ages, it was so funny.

Just wondering if you lot have any funny stories like that.

whiskeyman

that kid will go far.... the next Minister for Finance no doubt

Kinetic^

whiskeyman wrote:

that kid will go far.... the next Minister for Finance no doubt

The next charles haughey

BrokenArrows

When i was just a youngen id ask the parents for some money to put in and then switch it for a smaller ammount that i had in my pocket.

What a scam!! lol.

rainbow kirby

Last week... there was a guy in with his son, who was about 7. The dad was buying himself a GameCube game... when the kid pipes up "Da, we're never gonna get the money together for an Xbox if you keep buying GameCube games..."

Kinetic^

rainbow kirby wrote:

Last week... there was a guy in with his son, who was about 7. The dad was buying himself a GameCube game... when the kid pipes up "Da, we're never gonna get the money together for an Xbox if you keep buying GameCube games..."

Haha, the kid taking the father role, you gotta love skobies

Naos

I'm sure you are familiar with the phrase "Nuke it in the microwave".

Well we all had dinner and there was some left over.
My mam announced that she would save it later for 'nuking'.
My lil bro(9) whips around and responds: "Whos nuking?"

We all cracked up

JackKelly

Keyser Soze 69 wrote:

you gotta love skobies

what the hell makes you think they are skobies?

angeldelight

I have quite a few younger cousins who come out with some very funny lines sometimes, whether they'll sound funny or not when typed out here is another matter!

Last christmas, there was a used toy appeal and my uncle was trying to explain to his son (6) that there were lots of poor children in the world and they didn't have a very nice Christmas cause Santa didn't come to them. The little boy asked why so my uncle came up with "because they don't have houses like this one and Santa doesn't know they're there" to which the 6 year old sighs, literally rolled his eyes and said "did they never hear of a pen and paper"

Same six year old was brought horse riding but really didn't like it and was terrified. Eventually the instructor coaxed and cajoled him to sit up on the horse. After a few minutes of him sitting there she said "so will we go for a little walk". Child replies "I will but not on this horse!"

And other one is six year old girl who lives in London, goes to a non-denominational school so religion has never been any sort of big influence on her. On holidays in Rome last summer, they walked past a huge crucifix. She got really excited when she saw it and started shouting "mammy mammy look there's Tarzan!". Even now she doesn't get the whole Jesus thing and calls him cheeses