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A joke i made up

  • 30-08-2005 2:24pm
    #1
    Scruff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,225 ✭✭✭


    Aheh-hem...

    What did Russell Crowe say after he was found guilty of cannibalising his wife?

    That he wouldn’t apologise cause he was gladiator.


    boom boom tish!


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  • #2
    Gilgamesh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,239 ✭✭✭Gilgamesh


    Scruff wrote:
    Aheh-hem...

    What did Russell Crowe say after he was found guilty of cannibalising his wife?

    That he wouldn’t apologise cause he was gladiator.


    boom boom tish!


    don't quit your day job ;)


  • #3
    Kinetic^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    :mad: Quick, somebody get a shotgun!!!!!


  • #4
    Board@Work
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 375 ✭✭Board@Work


    terrible.... :p


  • #5
    Einstein
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Einstein


    admittedly i did kinda snicker, but I agree Gilgamesh :D


  • #6
    Kinetic^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Gilgamesh wrote:
    don't quit your day job ;)

    Tut, Gilgamesh, do you actually think he has 1 :p


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  • #7
    koneko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    F----
    Thread does not deliver. Do not recommend reading it.


  • #8
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    koneko wrote:
    F----
    Thread does not deliver. Do not recommend reading it.

    oh yeah tell us now ... AFTER WE HAVE TO READ THE THING


  • #9
    Scruff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,225 ✭✭✭Scruff


    thats a bit harsh koneko. such scathing comments might stifle my creativity, u communist north korean!


  • #10
    Zapho
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭Zapho


    What did Scruff say when Russell Crowe hit him with a phone?


  • #11
    Squirrel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,376 ✭✭✭Squirrel


    Zapho wrote:
    What did Scruff say when Russell Crowe hit him with a phone?

    Ow!


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  • #12
    Scruff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,225 ✭✭✭Scruff


    Zapho wrote:
    What did Scruff say when Russell Crowe hit him with a phone?
    Hit me baby one more time.


  • #13
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    was this what the porter told Russ in the lobby just before the phone-throw?

    Good one though Scruff!! :D


  • #14
    Zapho
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭Zapho


    Scruff wrote:
    Hit me baby one more time.

    Hehehehehehe!


  • #15
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,709 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Come on, i laughed. And im gonna tell as many people as i can before i forget it. Well done!


  • #16
    koneko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    Scruff wrote:
    thats a bit harsh koneko. such scathing comments might stifle my creativity, u communist north korean!

    Pff all the cool kids are doing it
    It's only a matter of time before you become a communist too
    JOIN US


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