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f(x)=3y+4

  • 27-08-2005 7:51pm
    #1
    whiskeyman
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    f(x)=3y+4 goes into a restraunt with his girlfriend 4y=5x-2.
    "Hi, can I have a table for two please".
    Waiter "Sorry sir, we don't cater for functions here"








    :D


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  • #2
    Kinetic^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    whiskeyman wrote:
    f(x)=3y+4 goes into a restraunt with his girlfriend 4y=5x-2.
    "Hi, can I have a table for two please".
    Waiter "Sorry sir, we don't cater for functions here"








    :D

    Somebody please shoot whiskeyman.....pretty please!!!!!!


  • #3
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Keyser Soze 69 wrote:
    Somebody please shoot whiskeyman.....pretty please!!!!!!

    Sorry man, but I had to share these jems!
    I've got a few more...


  • #4
    Tar.Aldarion
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    oh my god :eek:
    my fault...what did i expect from the title!


  • #5
    Kinetic^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    oh my god :eek:
    my fault...what did i expect from the title!

    Tar, get nightwish down here now, this guy needs to eliminated asap!!! :p


  • #6
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    oh man, have mercy!!
    I sware, just one more post... yee can judge me on that :D


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  • #7
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Keyser Soze 69 wrote:
    Tar, get nightwish down here now, this guy needs to eliminated asap!!! :p
    shes gone off somewhere so i will take it from here

    /ZAAAAAAAPs whiskey


  • #8
    Squirrel
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    shes gone off somewhere so i will take it from here

    /ZAAAAAAAPs whiskey


    You can't forget to use the voice of the gay guy from the Simpsons - Zaaaap


  • #9
    Tar.Aldarion
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    what voice do you think i was using tbh :)


  • #10
    Squirrel
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    what voice do you think i was using tbh :)

    A Swedish one perhaps? Just making sure


  • #11
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Squirrel wrote:
    A Swedish one perhaps? Just making sure
    ye a hot swedish chick..just to confuse him :)


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  • #12
    Squirrel
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    ye a hot swedish chick..just to confuse him :)

    Wahoo! Hot Swedish chick, aww just Tar, I mean...


  • #13
    Tar.Aldarion
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    just tar eh,nobody ever loves the guys :(

    so i throw on teat hot girl accent,you know to make guys suffer!


  • #14
    Squirrel
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    just tar eh,nobody ever loves the guys :(

    so i throw on teat hot girl accent,you know to make guys suffer!


    Everybody loves Tar, and they better love the guys


  • #15
    Tar.Aldarion
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    heh everybody loves tar....thats bad too...especially when some drunk guy tries to come on to ya...where is the happy middle ground i ask!


  • #16
    Squirrel
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    heh everybody loves tar....thats bad too...especially when some drunk guy tries to come on to ya...where is the happy middle ground i ask!

    Speaking from experience?

    /Me remembers male air hostess coming onto me *shudder*

    The happy middle ground is in Sweden with the hot chicks


  • #17
    Tar.Aldarion
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    ya experience but i have only had to dodge a guy once thank god :)


  • #18
    Squirrel
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    ya experience but i have only had to dodge a guy once thank god :)

    Lucky bastard, twice, in one day, the afforementioned plane and a gay guy in Portugal following me around


  • #19
    Tar.Aldarion
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    haha my brother got asked to join a guy in his room for a striptease in italy :D


  • #20
    Squirrel
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    haha my brother got asked to join a guy in his room for a striptease in italy :D

    For journalistic purposes I hope, he should join a running club, it helps


  • #21
    Tar.Aldarion
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    nothing like pimping your forum! :)


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  • #22
    Squirrel
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    nothing like pimping your forum! :)

    Why not? I was actually pimping athletics in general, under-rated sport


  • #23
    Tar.Aldarion
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    ya i was talking about your athletics forum in general!


  • #24
    Squirrel
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    Maths to athletics in about 20 moves, that gotta be a record


  • #25
    Tar.Aldarion
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    asin(theta)/2u is my formula of the day.


  • #26
    Squirrel
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    asin(theta)/2u is my formula of the day.

    I can go as high as fourth year formulae, I won't even bother, btw is that a real formula?


  • #27
    Tar.Aldarion
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    ye,mathematical physics formula for maximum height.


  • #28
    Squirrel
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    ye,mathematical physics formula for maximum height.

    Learn something new everyday


  • #29
    Tar.Aldarion
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    oopps i think that a should be squared :eek:


  • #30
    Squirrel
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    oopps i think that a should be squared :eek:

    So learn something new, wrong, everyday, it works


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  • #31
    Tar.Aldarion
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    ye i forget something every day!


  • #32
    Squirrel
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    ye i forget something every day!

    That could get awkward involving girlfriends/wives: So, your name is?


  • #33
    Tar.Aldarion
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    ya it does get awkward,i think its up to three gfs and 7 wifes i have lying round the place now :)


  • #34
    Squirrel
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    ya it does get awkward,i think its up to three gfs and 7 wifes i have lying round the place now :)

    Can't wait for it to change to men


  • #35
    Tar.Aldarion
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    i would have to forget a lot for that to happen :eek:


  • #36
    Squirrel
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    i would have to forget a lot for that to happen :eek:

    We're drunk, very drunk. Or "experimental"


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  • #37
    Tar.Aldarion
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    i am against method experimetation....i think ill leave it to you :eek:


  • #38
    Squirrel
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    i am against method experimetation....i think ill leave it to you :eek:

    I was never into experimenting, play it safe, and straight


  • #39
    ctrl-alt-delete
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    talk about going off topic


  • #40
    whiskeyman
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    ctrl-alt-delete wrote:
    talk about going off topic
    Yeah, i think thats what chat rooms / pm / irc was for :p


  • #41
    Tar.Aldarion
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    and this thread is for humour :p


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