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Blonde Joke - The Game

  • 25-08-2005 3:28am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭


    A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."
    Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

    The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. Okay says the lawyer, your turn.

    She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworker, to no avail.

    After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500. The blonde says,"Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

    Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

    And you thought blondes were dumb!!.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,324 ✭✭✭tallus


    excellent :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,746 ✭✭✭✭Misticles


    good one


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,501 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    man thats good.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    eh, am I the only one that has heard this to death.
    I've been getting this in my email consistently since about 1996.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    First time I heard it. Great joke


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 144 ✭✭Liffeyman


    I like it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Heh... heard a different version a few weeks back, but still good


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,453 ✭✭✭spartacus93


    Think I heard it before, but it's very good! Thanks for sharing!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    haha i like it tbh
    but i would have guessed a three legged animal that forgot its severed leg :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,376 ✭✭✭Squirrel


    haha i like it tbh
    but i would have guessed a three legged animal that forgot its severed leg :)

    Too much thought man


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    or an soon to be finished hermits table..


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Squirrel wrote:
    Too much thought man
    heh my answer requires soooo much thought indeed :)


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