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Crazy text message help!

  • 24-08-2005 10:21pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 518 ✭✭✭


    I texted the wrong number off my phone (webtext) by accidnet.... easy mistake (just a minor keyboard slip).

    However, i accidentally texted a greek woman ("Sarah Louka") and now she is constantly texting (in bad english) me saying that I am Mark and that she is coming to Mark's house in SLigo ("now or never").

    I tell her I'm not Mark and threaten to tell the police and she says "I like the true, don't lie Mark". She's crazy and I'm worried for "Mark's" family when she shows up at his house.

    Once again, any suggestions?


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    It could just be someone taking the mickey with someone whose number they don't know...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    somebody takin the piss....
    say you'll meet them at theirs then see how it all changes [and if it doesnt ur not even goin]

    or how about ignoring the texts!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Lol. ring it, see how she sounds.

    Either way, no big deal. Not gonna change your life.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 518 ✭✭✭Bartronilic


    Oh she rang and she's not taking the piss. She geniunely is Greek and she has terrible English. I know she isn't messing beacuse of her persistance and the fact that her first phonecalls were from outside Ireland. Well if Mark s real and if she turns up he is going to be pretty mad (she seems the extremely clingy).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    He obviously gave her his address and all, so let him deal with it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    Find out if she is free this weekend! She might be after she's finished with Mark. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Just ignore her. My ex posted my number around my town the yeasr before last, one knacker kept calling me, eventually I told me dad, and my dad rang the number from the station (hes a guard) and it stopped.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    You wouldn't be saying that if she's hot...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    MY BIG FAT GREEK PSYCHO














    I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4 Sarah Louka


    Mark why you text stopping me mark. why u say i crazy on the website here mark? I have the plane to sligo this weekend. you will like our baby when she born. i hope you momma and poppa wil happy about you marry me. I will bring you some favorite cheese.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    It wasnt funny till the cheese line, classic stereotype!


  • Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    How do *we* know you aren't Mark?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 518 ✭✭✭Bartronilic


    Mark why you text stopping me mark. why u say i crazy on the website here mark? I have the plane to sligo this weekend. you will like our baby when she born. i hope you momma and poppa wil happy about you marry me. I will bring you some favorite cheese.

    :eek: That's exactly the way she types. In one text message she said "why u say that in newspaper?" Maybe I should post up the text messages to show... They are scarily like the message I have quoted!


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 9,588 Mod ✭✭✭✭BossArky


    Post her number up here so we can all get in on the action


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Maybe because your Irish, she thinks your Mark from Westlife.
    Just text her and tell her you came out last weekend..... problem solved :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    yeah give us her number then we can all freak her out by telling her we are mark and we are going visiting her!


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 18,115 ✭✭✭✭ShiverinEskimo


    jezza wrote:
    Just ignore her. My ex posted my number around my town the yeasr before last, one knacker kept calling me, eventually I told me dad, and my dad rang the number from the station (hes a guard) and it stopped.
    So its not so much that ignoring it worked, but in fact your da is the law.. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    If he's a guard and rang from the station, that could just mean he works for Irish Rail.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,181 ✭✭✭✭Jim


    Right, everyone to Mark's house. If hes lying we'll beat the crap out of him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4 Sarah Louka


    Mark why u preted you no know me. you are farging basstage. what about baby of father you? you bastage. if you no meet at sligo train when i, bastage, i kill you and bring brothers. i eat all of cheese and leave no left u farging bastage.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭DrIndy


    Bait her on! Find out his address and hide out nearby with a pair of binoculars and watch the action!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    DrIndy wrote:
    Bait her on! Find out his address and hide out nearby with a pair of binoculars and watch the action!

    And don't forget the recording equipment.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,745 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    lead her on ta ****! some poor ****er will get a shock!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Why do you care.... once she doesn't turn up at your house.

    John


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 518 ✭✭✭Bartronilic


    Because what if Mark is her logn lost love? Or what if Mark doesn't want her univited at her house (5PM Saturday), Sarah mentioend something about Strandhill then being in Dublin. THe first phonecalls were from Greece though.


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