Ever wanted to be as cool as Devastatin dave the turntable slave?

Deadwing

Well now you can be!
http://www.cafepress.com/devastatin
Wouldnt your girlfriend look great in a devastatin dave thong? Or your dog in a devastatin dave jumper? Imagine seductively undressing for your loved one and sliding off your tweeds to reveal a spanking new pair of devastatin dave boxers, she'll love you forever!
for those of you uninitiated in the ways of being a turntable slave heres a crash course:
http://porktornado.diaryland.com/images/zipzaprap1.jpg
and a cracking mspaint job on his follow up smash hit
http://img375.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lg313047fy.jpg

Devastatin dave wrote:

We bringin it to you live for the Two, Oh!, Oh!, Five!

thats right, not just 2005, but "two oh oh five"!

Gazza22

Ever wanted to be as cool as Devastatin dave the turntable slave?

In a word......no

Flukey

No thanks.

Gone West

devastation dave.
pimpin deadwing.
(btw got bb, see you on sever)

Cloud

Huh?

Tar.Aldarion

mmm what,i vaguely recognise that guy but i would not let anything about him near me,my dog or my gf.

Pigman II

He ain't THAT cool! He only got to number #2 on this list.

http://porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover.html