funniest hacker article ever!!!

CrazySka · 24-08-2005 12:21am #1

hope this ois the right place for this. i think this could be one of the funniest articles i have ever read, it starts slowly so you gotta stick with it let me know what you think on thread. here

I cant decide if its a joke or just total ignorance, the bit about hacker clothing is hilarious.

Bryson · 24-08-2005 12:30am

Lol - flash, bonzi buddy... hacker programs! Yeah..

jellie · 24-08-2005 12:33am

lol

"lunix" the illegal hacker OS, hehe.

Waltons · 24-08-2005 12:46am

It's a joke

Kare Bear · 24-08-2005 12:48am

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

Rofl classic.

smeggle · 24-08-2005 5:12am

heh - this did the rounds at winamp awhile back now - was funny at the time and still is.

weeder · 24-08-2005 12:26pm

what a FUKTARD

Cabaal · 24-08-2005 12:28pm

very old tbh, however the back story to this is apparently it was all written as a joke so their ain't nothing real about it

TerrorFirmer · 24-08-2005 12:36pm

lmao its funny as hell though

Tar.Aldarion · 24-08-2005 12:42pm

brilliant...does your son read hacker manuals? ' i never saw it coming'

does your son use quake?

Billy Kovachy · 24-08-2005 1:03pm

lol thats a good especially about the AMD chip and russians using linux. I found this on distrowatch its funny

http://distrowatch.com/dwres.php?resource=review-winxp

spooydermot · 24-08-2005 1:17pm

it has to be a joke, it HAS to be....

If Neuromancer by William Gibson is a hackers manual then Arthur C Clarkes 2001 will teach you to fly space craft.....

On the topic though (i hope) do people think that a lot of the general wrong headedness about computers has dissipated?
i.e ticketmaster (or some online ticket company, i think it was TM though) claiming that posting a link into their website was 'hacking'

BloodBath · 24-08-2005 4:11pm

The sad thing is that even though that's a joke I wouldn't be surprised if some idiot parent, most likely american, reads it and believes it. Imagine sitting there playing a game of quake when your mother walks in and pulls the plug on your machine.