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Father ?

greglo23 · 2005-08-23 20:51:14

Guy is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "sorry do you know me?" She…

23-08-2005 8:51pm

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greglo23

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Guy is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the
rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled
hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be
waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might
know her from, so he says "sorry do you know me?"

She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father
of one of my children !

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,
Christ! he says "are you that stripper on my stag night that I shagged
on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped
me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ass

No she replies, I'm your sons' English Teacher

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#2 23-08-2005 9:28pm

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nice ... and awkward!

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#3 24-08-2005 11:40pm

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this has been here a couple of times already recently...

still funny though!

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#4 25-08-2005 12:04am

butters scotch

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a funny misunderstanding.. the best kind of joke

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#5 26-08-2005 7:55pm

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Heard it before but still good

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