Fag Hags

fischerspooner

Why do so many homosexual men seem to have a fat, gobby tart as a pet? And why does every fat, gobby tart crave her very own gay?
It's a puzzling sociological phenomenon, and I'd be fascinated to hear an explanation.
Is it a symbiosis because the hag flatters her gay by telling him how fabulous he is, while the gay is the only male who will look beyond the hag's physical deficiencies and see what a "laugh" she is?

"Eh, he's my best friend, he's a gay you know, he's so beautiful, such a waste etc, hahahahahaha." Well why don't you f**k off back to your pink bedroom full of Forever Friends bears you kebab-munching dullard.

Aren't you full of cheer today? Come on, gimme a hug.

segadreamcast

Hahahaha - I don't find this offensive at all (should I?). This thread is sooo gonna be closed but - brilliant! - Hahahahaha...

(well back to work!)

monkeyfudge

The League of Gentlemen have a really good 'fag hag' character called Tish Guppy... they really nailed that type of person perfectly.

pickarooney

monkeyfudge wrote:

The League of Gentlemen have a really good 'fag hag' character called Tish Guppy... they really nailed that type of person perfectly.

I could actually see her as I was reading the first post.

I'm going to ask for a desk move.

karlh

*moved to Lesbian / Gay / Bisexual

Beruthiel

fischerspooner wrote:

Why do so many homosexual men seem to have a fat, gobby tart as a pet? And why does every fat, gobby tart crave her very own gay?.

how many do you know exactly?
and where are the links to back up such drivel?

segadreamcast

Beruthiel wrote:

how many do you know exactly?
and where are the links to back up such drivel?

*Sigh* Bee-baw, here comes the PC brigade.

It's a humourous rant in After Hours.

pickarooney

Yea, thou shalt speak in links alone, for words and thoughts are naught worth.

Beruthiel

NoelRock wrote:

It's a humourous rant in After Hours

really?
point out the funny part for me then, I don't have a sense of humour, everyone knows that

The Clown Man

I'm still laughing.

The man speaks sense in a really amusing way!

Pigman II

GIVE ME THOSE PRECIOUS LINKS!!! Cos you can prove/disprove anything with em these days! :rolleyes:

BTW, I agree with OP. Imho the fag hag is one of lifes more accurate stereotypes.

monkeyfudge

link

I heard this was based on a true story...

segadreamcast

monkeyfudge wrote:

link

I heard this was based on a true story...

Hahahahaha... yay, proof!

ven0m

fischerspooner wrote:

Why do so many homosexual men seem to have a fat, gobby tart as a pet? And why does every fat, gobby tart crave her very own gay?
It's a puzzling sociological phenomenon, and I'd be fascinated to hear an explanation.
Is it a symbiosis because the hag flatters her gay by telling him how fabulous he is, while the gay is the only male who will look beyond the hag's physical deficiencies and see what a "laugh" she is?

"Eh, he's my best friend, he's a gay you know, he's so beautiful, such a waste etc, hahahahahaha." Well why don't you f**k off back to your pink bedroom full of Forever Friends bears you kebab-munching dullard.

You need to STOP watching 'Gimme Gimme' now!!!!!


::: ven0mous :::

WhiteWashMan

fischerspooner wrote:

Why do so many homosexual men seem to have a fat, gobby tart as a pet? And why does every fat, gobby tart crave her very own gay?
It's a puzzling sociological phenomenon, and I'd be fascinated to hear an explanation.
Is it a symbiosis because the hag flatters her gay by telling him how fabulous he is, while the gay is the only male who will look beyond the hag's physical deficiencies and see what a "laugh" she is?

"Eh, he's my best friend, he's a gay you know, he's so beautiful, such a waste etc, hahahahahaha." Well why don't you f**k off back to your pink bedroom full of Forever Friends bears you kebab-munching dullard.

*sigh*

why do so many 14 year olds think that anyone has any interest in their opinion?

weemcd

Will and Grace syndrome.

But yeah, you do see alot of gay men with ugly tracksuit wearing munters...

ven0m

WhiteWashMan wrote:

*sigh*

why do so many 14 year olds think that anyone has any interest in their opinion?

Same as wondering why you assume people have an interest in yours

But then again it wouldn't be democracy then would it


::: ven0mous :::

Sleepy

Tbh, it is something you see quite frequently in life.

Just because it's viewing an aspect of the way some gay guys live does not make it a homophobic view. Which is the more homophobic attitude: to be afraid to make fun of anything about the way some people live their lives because they're gay, or to make light of something about your fellow members of humanity?

monkeyfudge

Oh they do exist alright. A guy in my class back in college actually had two of them.

Watching them walk along together through the corridors was like watching the antithesis of a pimp and his hoes.

segadreamcast

Sleepy wrote:

Tbh, it is something you see quite frequently in life.

Just because it's viewing an aspect of the way some gay guys live does not make it a homophobic view. Which is the more homophobic attitude: to be afraid to make fun of anything about the way some people live their lives because they're gay, or to make light of something about your fellow members of humanity?

Nail. Hammer. Head.

I'm gay; I don't take umbrage to this thread, in fact, I find it really amusing.

pickarooney

I bet your hags are livid though.

Pigman II

NoelRock wrote:

I'm gay; I don't take umbrage to this thread, in fact, I find it really amusing.

So Noel just outta interest what sort of bet-down yolks have you had hangin off you in your time

Sleepy

pickarooney wrote:

I bet your hags are livid though.

ROFL

Crucifix

pickarooney wrote:

I bet your hags are livid though.

lol, classic, rep++

segadreamcast

pickarooney wrote:

I bet your hags are livid though.

Hahaha, too right .

(Ever seen Vicky Pollard from Little Britain? You'd be looking at a cross between her and a younger Mary Harney - she was quite the woman)