Oreos

sterculelum

I have decided to post this on the AH instead of that Foods one cuz it's pretty relevant here. It is a v important q and says a lot about the person.

What is the correct way to eat an Oreo. After much deliberation and consideration, I have drawn the conclusion that a four pack should be eaten as such:

1st: Twisted, cream nibbled off, dipped in milk, slowly eaten.
2nd: eaten as made, but in small bites.
3rd: repeat 1st.
4th: tricky one this; eaten as 2nd.

Sups of milk must be taken throughout.

qz

You are so weird.

sterculelum

What??

jonnybadd

Are they steps or options?

Wertz

Oreos suck. In fact every biscuit/cookie I've ever had the displeasure to eat whilst in the US, sucked.

sterculelum

Wertz wrote:

Oreos suck. In fact every biscuit/cookie I've ever had the displeasure to eat whilst in the US, sucked.

I've never eaten one in America, so I can't comment.

Gazza22

qz wrote:

You are so weird.

Agreed

Wertz

sterculelum wrote:

I've never eaten one in America, so I can't comment.

Exact same as the sh*t you get here. Eat kimberleys and be a true patriot...

sterculelum

They never did anything for me. Sorry. All my life, I've shied away from Kimbos. Never knew why. I mean I've tried, I really have, to like them. I just can't, you know?

Now Mikados, there's a biscuit.

segadreamcast

Screw your 'dipped' Oreos...here's whatcha need.

Gazza22

You know sterculelum, you have the potential to make it big in TCN, maybe you should redirect any ideas you have got for AH to there....

sterculelum

gazza22 wrote:

You know sterculelum, you have the potential to make it big in TCN, maybe you should redirect any ideas you have got for AH to there....

Is that good or bad? I've never known what that board was all about? Explain pls, I don't want to have to read a boring charter...

qz

sterculelum wrote:

Is that good or bad? I've never known what that board was all about? Explain pls, I don't want to have to read a boring charter...

Rebel.

sterculelum

qz wrote:

Rebel.

Without a cause.

Gazza22

sterculelum wrote:

Is that good or bad? I've never known what that board was all about? Explain pls, I don't want to have to read a boring charter...

I'm not taking a swipe or anything but you can tell from your posts to date that you would probably fit in there.
Well The Cuckoos Nest is for special people like yourself. You must be a bit wacky to post there and that forum craves sillyness (it even says so in the charter!)

You should give it a shot

*adele*

I ate mine in amazing quantitys now i hate them

*Angel*

yum oreo milkshake... Gloria Jeans makes a nice one.

shanethemofo

man thank you... uve given me the knowledge to last alll of tonight with me box of oreos... i salut u whilst bowing and groveling at your feet in hope that u will provide me with some more snack-related wisdom!!!

Endurance Man

PLEASE explain how this says a lot about a person ? :rolleyes: . Thats like saying you can tell a lot about a person by the way they brush there teeth :cool: .

memphis

Endurance Man wrote:

PLEASE explain how this says a lot about a person ? :rolleyes: . Thats like saying you can tell a lot about a person by the way they brush there teeth :cool: .

Well, what way do you brush your teeth???

Sorry couldn't resist

sterculelum

Endurance Man wrote:

PLEASE explain how this says a lot about a person ? :rolleyes: . Thats like saying you can tell a lot about a person by the way they brush there teeth :cool: .

Well, tbh, you can tell a bit, tho not much. You can tell by how they wipe their ass (i.e. wrap, fold, or scrunch), by which Star Wars they prefer and so on.

memphis

Closed for straying way off topic!!!