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That which is not Stealthy

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  • 19-08-2005 9:56pm
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    Zounds
    Registered Users Posts: 748 ✭✭✭


    The partially un-official list of things which aren't steathly.

    Compiled by Ninja-Liz and Ninja-John at the table quiz session two, recorded by Ciara.

    Not-Steathly:
    • Counting
    • Lists (except Schindler's)
    • Noise
    • Throwing Notes
    • Speaking
    • Even Speaking with your mask on
    • Names
    • Yore Ma
    • Talking
    • Going like this: |o|
    • Leaning on chairs
    • Disobeying Superior Ninjas
    • John Bowler
    • Opening Bras
    • Closing Bras
    • Failing
    • Hitting RAs with chairs
    • Chairs in general
    • Clapping
    • Harry Potter
    • Water
    • Dave
    • Cleavage
    • Attracting attention
    • Samurai
    • Bruises
    • Cheating (unless it's stealthy cheating)
    • Winning
    • Losing
    • Sport
    • Green socks
    • Ticking
    • Beeping
    • Tocking
    • Victory songs and dances
    • Moths
    • Áine's Hips

    I hope this helps to educate all would-be ninjas in the ways of stealth


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    It wasn't me!
    Registered Users Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    That better not be referring to me Bowler y'bitch! Also, have to agree on Aine's hips.


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    Piste
    Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    You LEDGEND! I had completely forgotten about that list until you mentioned it to me in IRC. Ciara, I dunno if you're on boards, but if you are, thank you so much for writing for us, for you see, as ninjas, we cannot make lists as they are not stealthy.

    NINJA!


    ''Can Ninja-Liz please return to her seat?''


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    PurpleFistMixer
    Registered Users Posts: 5,851 ✭✭✭PurpleFistMixer


    Posting is not stealthy!



    *disappears into shadows*


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    Zounds
    Registered Users Posts: 748 ✭✭✭Zounds


    It wasn't me! wrote:
    That better not be referring to me Bowler y'bitch! Also, have to agree on Aine's hips.
    I think it was in reference to DAAA-VUH! not you


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    Aoibheann
    Registered Users Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    DAAAAAAVVVVEEE!

    How is that not stealthy? :p


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    #7
    Plunky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 975 ✭✭✭Plunky


    Spelling Legend with a D is not stealthy.


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    Karlusss
    Registered Users Posts: 1,142 ✭✭✭Karlusss


    Moths are well stealthy!


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    elephamt king
    Closed Accounts Posts: 566 ✭✭✭elephamt king


    Plunky wrote:
    Spelling Legend with a D is not stealthy.
    no its a pun, a ledger is something you write in, and ciara is a legend for writing the list, hence very stealthy due to reduced amount of word usage, or else liz ****ed up.
    both are quite probable.


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    Jade Chihuahua
    Closed Accounts Posts: 102 ✭✭Jade Chihuahua


    Besides, legend without a "d", is legen, which as we all know, is Romanian for "a large dry dwelling composed of no less than forty pigs". . . . . . makes you wonder. . . . .

    or else it doesnt.


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    Plunky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 975 ✭✭✭Plunky


    Wrong D Jade...

    Liz is nowhere near that stealthy, elephamt, as you well know!


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    Piste
    Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    *SMACK*

    It was a perfectly intended pun.

    When I was an Admin on Ratemyteachers.com I found Legend spelt every way you can imagine! It got to the stage where I wasn't allowing posts through for bad spelling/grammar. Gotta love power.


    Thanks for that, Guy ;)


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    COCK
    Closed Accounts Posts: 114 ✭✭COCK


    A failed assassination attempt on Donal the ras life was NOT stealthy to the extreme. If it had worked it would have been well stealthy...

    What is stealthy though is:

    The Bowler-Fox steal the potted plant plan.

    This plan involves stealing one of the potted plants from the canteen, and not getting caught.

    When all the ras are in the canteen, have an accomplice crash his or her tray very very dramatically at the waiting line (a feigned injury might be in order as well) This will cause all the ras to focus their attention on the accident. While no one is looking, grab one of the potted plants and sneak it out the window. Put it in a large duffel bag, to hide it. When you get back to res, you have a lovely potted plant to decorate your room with.

    VERY stealthy i would say


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    Undergod
    Registered Users Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    That plan was genius.


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    Jesus (AQ)
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4 ✭Jesus (AQ)


    It would have been more genius if they hadnt told Donal the RA!


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    Zounds
    Registered Users Posts: 748 ✭✭✭Zounds


    COCK wrote:
    A failed assassination attempt on Donal the ras life was NOT stealthy to the extreme. If it had worked it would have been well stealthy...

    What is stealthy though is:

    The Bowler-Fox steal the potted plant plan.

    This plan involves stealing one of the potted plants from the canteen, and not getting caught.

    <Censored>

    VERY stealthy i would say

    QUIET YOU!

    You have to do that next year and you post it up here everyone know!

    >.>
    <.<
    >.>


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    Fabulo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭Fabulo


    Yes. Very un... er... What's the word I'm looking for? Begins with an s... Hrm...


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    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Don't forget orange!


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    Jade Chihuahua
    Closed Accounts Posts: 102 ✭✭Jade Chihuahua


    Plunky wrote:
    Wrong D Jade...QUOTE]

    But it was clearly said;

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Plunky
    Spelling Legend with a D is not stealthy.

    Legend without "d" is legen. If Plunky said with one "d", then you'd be right, but no "d", means no "d"= legen.

    Checkmate!


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    elephamt king
    Closed Accounts Posts: 566 ✭✭✭elephamt king


    waterproofing your ras bedroom drawer and putting a goldfish in it - very stealthy, until he screams so loud he can be heard from the quad.


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    #21
    Piste
    Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Ywes, that was a muy stealthy prank, here's a shiney new penny for your efforts!*rewards*


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    LordCran
    Closed Accounts Posts: 270 ✭✭LordCran


    Putting a bunch of party poppers in your ras room so they go off when he opens the door, while he's in the shower, with the help of his stealthy roommate. Stealthy, until they go off with a bang louder than the Blitz. Pamela then shouts (jokingly) at the accomplice. I wasn't a witness to what happened to the other party, who shall remain nameless.


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    #23
    TalkISCheap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 400 ✭✭TalkISCheap


    80's keyboards lack muchos stealthos.

    Whereas SilentKey© Keyboards, available for only.... *drones on*


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