In the airport

ShreddedHumans

Hi guys i'm in charles de gaulle airport about to get a flight to dublin. and am a bit scared because off the recent crashes. What do you think?

TerrorFirmer

ShreddedHumans wrote:

Hi guys i'm in charles de gaulle airport about to get a flight to dublin. and am a bit scared because off the recent crashes. What do you think?

Tell us more about it when you are safely home

vibe666

there's probably irony in there somewhere.

if not MI's comment, then certainly your own nick deserves a bit more thought.
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GOAT_BOY

ShreddedHumans wrote:

Hi guys i'm in charles de gaulle airport about to get a flight to dublin. and am a bit scared because off the recent crashes. What do you think?

i think often.. mainly about penguins.

jaggeh

i think about puppies and milkshakes, and a combination thereof.

JungleBunny

What are you doing in France anyway?????

Gilgamesh

do'nt worry, planes don't crash, the pilots make them crash

ambro25

ShreddedHumans wrote:

Hi guys i'm in charles de gaulle airport about to get a flight to dublin. and am a bit scared because off the recent crashes. What do you think?

Ask the pilot if you can do the tarmac pre-flight check with him/her

joejoem

Tell me this, is there any men riding old style bikes with a basket on the front full of Croisoints, wearing hamburgeler style jumpers with a ring of garlic cloves around there necks wearing berets saying oui oui oui oui oui

beller b

I was thining about that because I am going away on Saturday. You know the way there is a life jacket under your seat. Could they not change it for a parachute?

joejoem

ShreddedHumans wrote:

Hi guys i'm in charles de gaulle airport about to get a flight to dublin. and am a bit scared because off the recent crashes. What do you think?

Hey man, for the craic, stand up and shout Pierre and see what happens.







You gotta love stereotypes!


tee hee hee see image!

Mossy Monk

airports bore me
always stupid delays due to air traffic control

JungleBunny

That definitely has to be one of the funniest sterotypes!!!

They even have guys dressed like that, cycling around the Paris hotel in Vegas with baguettes in the baskets attached to the front of their bikes

Wonder what part of France Americans holiday in, coz I have never seen a french person like that before :rolleyes:

nlgbbbblth

ShreddedHumans wrote:

Hi guys i'm in charles de gaulle airport about to get a flight to dublin. and am a bit scared because off the recent crashes. What do you think?

head to Cherbourg or Le Harve and get the ferry

flying = DEATH

aidan_walsh

nlgbbbblth wrote:

head to Cherbourg or Le Harve and get the ferry

flying = DEATH

There have also been incidents of ferries sinking. Better off to walk.

beller b

aidan_walsh wrote:

There have also been incidents of ferries sinking. Better off to walk.

No way ..he could get hit bya bus..

Rantorama

Yeah youre better off swimming

AdMMM

And take your chances against a sea creature of some sort? I don't think so! I'll stay at home thanks!

MrJoeSoap

joejoem wrote:

Hey man, for the craic, stand up and shout Pierre and see what happens.

ROFL, Post of the week!

Wertz

beller b wrote:

I was thining about that because I am going away on Saturday. You know the way there is a life jacket under your seat. Could they not change it for a parachute?

Given a choice between being sucked into a jet engine, whilst being simultaeneously freeze-dried, or sucking hard on the oxygen and letting the pilot do what he's been trained to do, I'll go for the latter...

el rabitos

Hi guys i'm in charles de gaulle airport about to get a flight to dublin. and am a bit scared because off the recent crashes. What do you think?

pfft...havent you seen "LOST" ....if the plane crashes it will be an adventure where you get stranded in a mystical place where theres a monster and you'll have flashbacks of past instances in your life

i wish I was going on a plane

ShreddedHumans

The flight was ok except it arrived in the airport an hour late, then spent another hour waiting for space on the runway because of the original lateness. Don't think I will be flying again soon.

MrJoeSoap

ShreddedHumans wrote:

The flight was ok except it arrived in the airport an hour late, then spent another hour waiting for space on the runway because of the original lateness. Don't think I will be flying again soon.

What a horrific experience. Put me right off flying.

ShreddedHumans

ShreddedHumans wrote:

The flight was ok except it arrived in the airport an hour late, then spent another hour waiting for space on the runway because of the original lateness. Don't think I will be flying again soon.

You picked me up my big Toblerone bar yeah?

vibe666

i was stranded in Madrid in February (or possibly March) for 7 hours because of a blizzard.

wtf. not the first thing you'd think of in the 'top 10 reasons to get stranded in madrid'.
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joejoem

vibe666 wrote:

wtf. not the first thing you'd think of in the 'top 10 reasons to get stranded in madrid'.
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hee hee hee

Unless you were stranded in an airport full of beautiful Spanish women who all yearn for an Irish man. Then that would be my number one reason.




Why do I bother living in reality, its so dull in comparison!

thelordofcheese

el rabitos wrote:

pfft...havent you seen "LOST" ....if the plane crashes it will be an adventure where you get stranded in a mystical place where theres a monster and you'll have flashbacks of past instances in your life

i wish I was going on a plane

On the downside you'll have to share the adventure with a hobbit.

Ishmael

joejoem wrote:

Hey man, for the craic, stand up and shout Pierre and see what happens.







You gotta love stereotypes!


tee hee hee see image!

reminds me of this

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/bonjour/

JungleBunny

:eek:
Soooo good! LMAO

Wertz

vibe666 wrote:

i was stranded in Madrid in February (or possibly March) for 7 hours because of a blizzard.

wtf. not the first thing you'd think of in the 'top 10 reasons to get stranded in madrid'.
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Heh...me and 4 mates stranded for 3 days by the same winter weather system (March 4th), 'cept in Amsterdam....I can think of few better places on the planet to be snowbound

MorningStar

ShreddedHumans wrote:

Hi guys i'm in charles de gaulle airport about to get a flight to dublin. and am a bit scared because off the recent crashes. What do you think?

I would be more scared about the airport falling on you as it turns out it was built out of cardboard

joejoem

Ishmael wrote:

reminds me of this

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/bonjour/

And that folks was number one on Top of the pops for 18 weeks in 1987

drunkenfool

i have a funny feeling that your going to die on the taxi journey home from the airport.