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My fave joke

  • 16-08-2005 3:41pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 582 ✭✭✭


    Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is absolutely packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with his new audience He asks if anyone would like him to play a request. A little old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at the top of his voice "Play a Jazz chord! Play a jazz chord!"

    Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevie's varied career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes. When he finishes the whole place goes wild. The little old man jumps up again and shouts "No, no, play a Jazz chord,play a Jazz chord".

    A bit pee'd by this, Stevie, being the professional that he is, dives straight into a jazz improvisation with his band around the B-flat minor chord and really tears the place apart. The crowd goes wild with this The little old man jumps up again. "No, no. Play a Jazz chord, play a jazz chord".

    Well and truly peeved that this little guy doesn't seem to appreciate his playing ability. Stevie says to him" you do it!"

    The little old man climbs up onto the stage, takes hold of the mike and starts to sing..............................




    "A jazz chord to say I ruv you..."


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 192 ✭✭Eve e


    Yeah,made me laugh.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    Hehe.
    Why did Stevie Wonder never play Dublin?








    He couldn't see the point.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,200 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Heard a joke on Saturday night that made me laugh!..

    .. What's got 2 legs and bleeds?..

    ...
    Half a cat! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    Stevie Wonder fails to see the references in the above post..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    I love it!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 678 ✭✭✭briano


    Why does Snoop Dogg have an Umbrella?





    Fo' Drizzle



    Also;

    Carry a toolbox: fo' Chisel
    Fry his food: fo' Sizzle
    Shake his coke can: fo' Fizzle


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    briano wrote:
    Why does Snoop Dogg have an Umbrella?





    Fo' Drizzle


    Oh god these are deadly!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 192 ✭✭Eve e


    sinecurea wrote:
    Hehe.
    Why did Stevie Wonder never play Dublin?








    He couldn't see the point.
    Ha...never heard the one before :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭GUBU


    Here's another....

    What's the definition of eternal love?






    Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 522 ✭✭✭JungleBunny


    My stomach hurts now ..... :D:D:D:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭THEZAPPA


    ha ha ha thats good! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 582 ✭✭✭Lola123


    joejoem wrote:
    I love it!
    It's up there with the lil' korean guy from Team america's songs.
    "ronry, so ronry, ronry and sad and arone".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    GUBU wrote:
    Here's another....

    What's the definition of eternal love?






    Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

    haha, thats a good one


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