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The Posture Boy

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  • 16-08-2005 9:48am
    #1
    Sojo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12 ✭


    "Posture boy, posture!", said the lady to the child,
    "You walk like a beast caught out in the wild!"
    "I don't understand!", said the kid to the dame,
    "I ain't lookin' for riches, I ain't lookin' for fame!"

    "Well then, at night, you must sleep very well!
    You're destined for poverty, this I can tell!
    If only you'd learn to stand nice and straight,
    then maybe, somehow, you might end up great!"

    "This is really beyond me, I just can't see how,
    and I don't wish to cause a bothersome row,
    but I find this quite mean and really unfair,
    for the love of dear Jesus, I'm in a wheelchair!"


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    #2
    ExOffender
    Closed Accounts Posts: 229 ✭✭ExOffender


    Funny! Better than more psychopathic frogs.


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    #3
    LadyJ
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    I love it! :D


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    #4
    randomhuman
    Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭randomhuman


    Haha, that's hilarious! Also, well written.


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    Le Rack
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    that's so cruel but so funny, now somenoe mentioned psycho frogs???


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