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Murder Frog - Mature (very violent)

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  • 14-08-2005 8:07pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12


    "good lord", the woman cried in fear,
    as the jagged blade caressed her ear,
    and sent it twirling to the ground,
    to join the fleshy bloody mound.

    "collecting ears!", the frog announced,
    as round and round he quickly bounced,
    "ain't no purpose, ain't no reason!,
    just cut 'em off, pack and freeze 'em!"

    "i can't hear you!", the woman declared,
    "you've left my hearing quite impared!",
    and with that she feel to the ground,
    blood everywhere but no bleeding sound.

    "well isn't this a sorry sight!",
    said the frog inlove with fear and fright,
    "even though its rough and red,
    you think you can fix it to your head!"

    "i'll just remove those hands for you,
    then let us see just what you'll do!",
    so the frog drew his blade and quickly cut,
    through the woman's tiny wrists and gut.

    and then he laughed and watched her shout,
    as her bloodied intestines went spilling out,
    and she tried to grip them in her fists,
    but they were not connected to her wrists.

    and so in pain she squirmed around,
    a fleshy puddle upon the ground,
    and when he could no longer laugh,
    he simply cut her right in half.

    he calmy walked out of her house,
    concluding his game of cat and mouse,
    and took a moment to think and pray,
    on where his victum silently lay.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 229 ✭✭ExOffender


    You're a strange one, Sojo. A strange one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,284 ✭✭✭pwd


    this made me laugh also


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 11,019 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fysh


    Yes, strange is the word. But, you know, strange is good. I like the comedic slant on the otherwise horrible violence being inflicted on people :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 37,295 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    Very good! If you get a few of them, and sing (in a fast country-western style), with a fiddle or a banjo in the background, it'd be a good album.


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