Everywhere Girl come to UCD!

Syth

Look at this presentation introducing the new sexy UCDD logo (mirrored here). On page 24, there is a photo of a smiling happy girl with a UCDD hat.

She is Everywhere Girl. She is everywhere. Any time a company needs a photo of a college student, Everywhere Girl steps up.

She can be seen selling religious books, in Russia and in Germany and more.

Mr.Nice Guy

Wow she must be one learned girl.

I'm also interested in UCD's plans for 2014 on page 5:

- Ireland's premier university (Riiiight)

- A great modern university with 160 years of proud tradition (Will there be hoverboards?)

- Influential globally (So Pat's plans for world domination would be advanced...)

- sought out by academics, students, policy makers, business partners (shouldn't this be a priority now?)

- strong international research reputation ( I take it this means UCD will be involved in space travel somehow)

- Inclusive and excellent education producing high quality, high achieving graduates (I take it this means the production of super intelligent robots which will usurp students)

- Holistic student development ( Being too lazy to look up what 'holistic' means, I'll assume this is a program designed to turn students into holograms similar to Al from Quantam Leap)

- Dublin (Aha! They have set their sights on controlling Dublin by 2014! Pat Paterson you sick son of a...)

- sport (Presumably sport will be used to control the populace. Disgraceful.)

It's also worth noting that on page 8, UCD's visual identity needs to be quote:

"national-Dublin"

Since when is Dublin a nation? Ladies and gentleman Pat Paterson's plan to take Dublin out of the Republic of Ireland and set up his kingdom of darkness has begun.


Superman, if you're listening, we need you.

boneless

Up the Peoples Republic of Dublin!! Viva la Revolucion... Seb, break out the combats and the AK's... it will start on a Tuesday in Clondalkin! First UCDD, then the City... then the world.

arbeitsscheuer

boneless wrote:

Up the Peoples Republic of Dublin!! Viva la Revolucion... Seb, break out the combats and the AK's... it will start on a Tuesday in Clondalkin! First UCDD, then the City... then the world.

I have dreamed, waited, prayed, and longed for this day!!!!
Finally our people shall be free of the shackles of the other (counts briefly) 25 counties! We shall fulfil our glorious destiny, for the Rodina... Eh... I mean, for the Spire!

Mr.Nice Guy

Don't be fooled people! Can't you see what's going on?!

Dublin = Dubh Linn = Black Pool. Pool = Water. Water = Liquid that animals drink. Animal = horse = horseman = 4 horsemen of the apocalypse.

It's armageddon! :eek:

Mr.Nice Guy

Mr.Nice Guy wrote:

Don't be fooled people! Can't you see what's going on?!

Dublin = Dubh Linn = Black Pool. Pool = Water. Water = Liquid that animals drink. Animal = horse = horseman = 4 horsemen of the apocalypse.

It's armageddon! :eek:

That or independence day. Ah Jeff Goldblum, South Park got it spot on...

tribulus

Mr.Nice Guy wrote:

Don't be fooled people! Can't you see what's going on?!

Dublin = Dubh Linn = Black Pool. Pool = Water. Water = Liquid that animals drink. Animal = horse = horseman = 4 horsemen of the apocalypse.

It's armageddon! :eek:

that is quite possibly the most brilliant piece of deductive reasoning i've ever seen

take a bow MNG!!!!

Mr.Nice Guy

tribulus wrote:

that is quite possibly the most brilliant piece of deductive reasoning i've ever seen

take a bow MNG!!!!

*bows*

I SHALL fight the onslaught.

Red Alert

Where is this nonsense going to end? Are we going to have to submit our exams with the required logo format or something?

By the way, I knew I saw a picture of everywhere girl somewhere before. The welfare officer here in Trinity has her on a pamphlet on the way into her office.

She's everywhere...