Rock, paper, scissors!

mang87

.... Rock!

Goodshape

Paper.

I Win.

djmarkus

scissors, no i win


wait, maybe this format might be unsuitable for this kind of game maybe?

Goodshape

maybe.

mang87

Markus don't be stupid.

This is the perfect format to play. What other way are you supposed to play? Come on man, be realistic!!!!11one

mang87

Anyway...

SCISSORS!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

djmarkus

ok, lets try a new game, who can make the longest word out of these letters:

AJHRNTWJDPOHFTNKF

you can only use each letter once.

my contribution: fart

mang87

djmarkus wrote:

ok, lets try a new game, who can make the longest word out of these letters:

AJHRNTWJDPOHFTNKF

you can only use each letter once.

my contribution: fart

ANKJHRNTFTFWJDPOH

30 points - I win \o/

djmarkus

Wow your about to get a 3rd star, congrats, its only took you a year and a half!

mang87

\o/

I feel special 8)

Oh look, it's shiny!! ^_^

djmarkus

no, it looks like its made of lead, which isnt shiney, only mods get shiney stars!

mang87

If you look closely, you will see it's shiny!! STFU!!!

TBH, I should be a mod. I barely post, and I'm an idiot, but who cares?

djmarkus

i'm too tired to look that close

mang87

Then go to bed?

djmarkus

there's an evil monkey in my bed. he wasn't always evil tho....

mang87

Hmm, well, I've got my star, I'm going to bed. :cool:

djmarkus

you cant make love to your star... but my monkey may be evil


where's goodshape?

whiskeyman

04:31 to 04:58 with odd goings on....
A true After Hours post....

shellby

are we still playing?

drunkenfool

game over - you lose

PLEASE INSERT 25 CENTS

supersheep

<boing> Rocket C*ck beats rock, paper, and scissors!

shellby

i've no change left

oh well guess i go home a failure........ sigh! my dad will be so disappointed

Pigman II

Lock! Er I mean ROCK!

RustySpoon

Use the link, join the team. (buy the merchandise)

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Should be an olympic sport.

Goodshape

djmarkus wrote:

where's goodshape?

Goodshape went to bed. Six in the morning is near enough my limit (we're an hour ahead here in the Czech Republic).

I still won though.

djmarkus

No you didn't, I won buy inventing a totally original, new game, which everyone subsequently ignored, but I still won.

Oriel

That's something that always got me about that thing - how the hell does paper beat rock?

djmarkus

i think it covers it or summit, "my paper covers your rock"

Aisling(",)

*places 25c in the game*

mang87

sinecurea wrote:

That's something that always got me about that thing - how the hell does paper beat rock?

Yeah, I understand that scissors can beat papert and I get how rock can beat scissors. But there's no ****ing way paper can beat rock. paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that **** up in two seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "Oh ****, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you"

mang87

Aisling(",) wrote:

*places 25c in the game*

....


....


ROcK!

Vikings

Yeah but you're all foregetting .... FLAME beats all!

mang87

What? How the Jesus tapdancing Christ does flame beat rock? Or even scissors for that matter! It could burn away the plastic bits, but you've then got this two very sharp, very hot pieces of metal and one very angry and scorced user of said pieces of metal, most likely wanting revenge in a stabby stabby burny burny kinda way.

Vikings

A very very very very (continue for as long as you want here) hot flame can burn almost anything, will burn your rock to ash and will melt the metal of your scissors.

Fear the FLAME!

mang87

'scuze me, Mr.Wrong... But if you haven't noticed, rocks don't burn to ash ffs. IT turn's into MOLTEN SUPER ROCK which will burn your face with it's awesomeness.

Goodshape

it's super paper. super paper doesn't burn.

and it fcuking pwns rocks.

Catsmokinpot

Nuke! nuke beats all

mang87

Pfft! A little radiation bomb aint gonna stop my rock!!1

Catsmokinpot

mang87 wrote:

Pfft! A little radiation bomb aint gonna stop my rock!!1

have you got some sort of "anti nuclear blast/radiation" rock? cause if you have hats off to you wish i had one of those

mang87

Catsmokinpot wrote:

have you got some sort of "anti nuclear blast/radiation" rock? cause if you have hats off to you wish i had one of those

Nuclear radiation does **** all to bleedin rocks for god sake. ITS A ROCK.


And yeas, my rock is a pretty strong rock. No pansy ass blast is gonna be able to take it down.


Anyway, using a nuke would own yourself as well, so I declare it's a silly argument.

Catsmokinpot

Catsmokinpot wrote:

Nuke! nuke beats all

*hand turns into some type of cockroach*

You lose.

Catsmokinpot

mang87 wrote:

Nuclear radiation does **** all to bleedin rocks for god sake. ITS A ROCK.

yeah i spose that was pretty stupid of me

Myth wrote:

*hand turns into some type of cockroach*

You lose.

lol

mang87

But you know that Pen Missile beats all, right... ?

el_tiddlero

yeehah, pen missile, go saddam!!!

Naos

Cuckoo nest anyone?

supersheep

I refer you all to post twenty-one, where the Rocket C*ck very much owned you all. Apart from the pen missile. The pen missile is better, because it is from the mind of Saddam. Maybe even controlled by his mind.
And nuclear radiation mightn't do much to the rock, but the explosion would, with the vaporising and the nuclearising and the fall-out proDUCtion nhoiben. Although perhaps then you could do fall-out and kill the other person and win.

Piste

Myself and a few friends invented a game similar to RPS but it was Bear, Jesus, Chipmunk. Bear beats Jesus, Jesus beats Chipmunk and Chipmunk beats bear.


*is incredibly happy with self*


Oh the hours we whiled away playing Bear, Jesus, Chipmunk *nostalgiafies*