The REALLY Tough Exam Questions...

kittenkiller

Which pencil case will i bring?

Lucky biro or new, definately not gonna run out pen?

Should i straighten my hair?

Where'll i go for lunch afterwards?

Why amn't i studying right now?

Will i sit at the front or back or my section?

Edge of the section for ease of movenent to the bathroom/early exit, or middle so i can strain to look around at other peoples papers?

Will people notice if i wear the same thing day after day?

What'll i do if i fail?

How many others'll have to be there too?

What'll i do to celebrate life after exams this time?

Blondie86Star

kittenkiller wrote:

Which pencil case will i bring?

Lucky biro or new, definately not gonna run out pen?

Should i straighten my hair?

Where'll i go for lunch afterwards?

Why amn't i studying right now?

Will i sit at the front or back or my section?

Edge of the section for ease of movenent to the bathroom/early exit, or middle so i can strain to look around at other peoples papers?

Will people notice if i wear the same thing day after day?

What'll i do if i fail?

How many others'll have to be there too?

What'll i do to celebrate life after exams this time?

1. Don't bring a pencil case

2. I always bring my lucky pen, i also bought one exactly like it so if it runs out u don't notice the difference

3. Yes I shall be straighhtening my hair, tha means getting up at 6!

4. Blackrock has pretty nice places, if u feel in need of a quick pick me up I strongly recommend McDonalds, bout 5 min walk!

5. I'm asking myself the same question

6. Your section?

7. Bathroom access, the invigululators mite catch u!

8. the person behind you, but I've only two exams, outfits planned already, depending on weather!

9. Either repeat the year at a cost of 4 grand or drop out, n return wen ur 23 as a mature student

10. ME!!! Damn Economics. Wat u doin?

11. There is about 10 pubs in blackrock...need I say more!

Jonny Arson

Should i straighten my hair? - I'll be anyway

Why amn't i studying right now? - Because you don't need to.............
you're a genius! :rolleyes:

What'll i do if i fail? - Come work with me and Seb in McDonalds

kasintahan

Blondie86Star wrote:

outfits planned already, depending on weather!

You can't be serious! and straightened hair too?!?

You're doing an exam in Blackrock, not a photo shoot in Boulogne!

/edit - don't mind me, I'm just feeling bitter tonight.

Mr.Nice Guy

When do you get your results for Repeats?

rainbow kirby

Early September iirc...

arbeitsscheuer

Zane from MTV2 wrote:

What'll i do if i fail? - Come work with me and Seb in McDonalds

I'm gonna hold you to that...

Which pencil case will i bring? Pencil cases are for losers. (And cheaters, paradoxically enough). Stuff your pens in your pocket/cleavage/hair/socks.

Lucky biro or new, definately not gonna run out pen? Both. That's what I always do.

Should i straighten my hair? Dunno. Mine's always naturally straight. Cos I'm awesome. So yeah, straighten it darlin.

Where'll i go for lunch afterwards? Dunno. Town probably, don't wanna be in Blackrock one second longer than you absolutely have to be.

Why amn't i studying right now? Cos you're learning from the master. i.e. Me

Will i sit at the front or back or my section? Make sure you're on an "aisle" and who cares how close to the front or back you are.

Edge of the section for ease of movenent to the bathroom/early exit, or middle so i can strain to look around at other peoples papers? Well, I've left exams before I should've even been ALLOWED to, so it's option A for me.

Will people notice if i wear the same thing day after day? Yes. But is that really what you should be worried about?

What'll i do if i fail? Kill Hugh Brady. This won't actually help you on any level whatsoever, but y'know... I'll be amused.

How many others'll have to be there too? Not many. But hey, they're OUR people. No more of those gits who used to sit near ya in the RDS and just solidly write for 3 hours straight without breaking sweat or even stopping to BREATHE.

What'll i do to celebrate life after exams this time? Breathe a sigh of relief and promise yourself that you'll never be so stupid as to have to repeat again. And know that you're lying, but not caring cos the repeats are a year away anyhow.

kittenkiller

O MY GOD!!!!!!!
I just realised that as of last month...

I am now a MATURE STUDENT!!!!!

Wow!
Talk about an oximoron(sp?)!

mrhappy42

The end of Exam's are always an anticlimax...as is growing old and conservative :-)

boneless

kittenkiller wrote:

O MY GOD!!!!!!!
I just realised that as of last month...

I am now a MATURE STUDENT!!!!!

Wow!
Talk about an oximoron(sp?)!

Welcome to the ranks of the Wrinkleys!! We meet every so often to give out about the young whippersnappers and their lack of respect for us...

I'm getting a speed stripe on me zimmerframe!

Blush_01

If you started your course before you became 23 you're not a mature student. As in you won't quailfy for any grants etc. Therefore, you're just old.

TBH I'd worry more about studying than appearance, if I was you. Unless you're a wind up. They'll pass you even if your hair, make up and clolur co-ordination aren't perfect on the day. As long as you answer the papers correctly.

Best of luck with that!

Jonny Arson

Blush_01 wrote:

you're just old.

Mwwhhhaaaahhhaaa..... kk is old!

jellie

the fact that your asking these questions and these things bother you could be the reason you failed in the first place

straightening your hair will not help you pass.. :rolleyes:

Jonny Arson

sar84 wrote:

the fact that your asking these questions and these things bother you could be the reason you failed in the first place

straightening your hair will not help you pass.. :rolleyes:

Ah mother of gaaawwwddd is it not good for people to have a bit of a sense of humour coming up to their exams? :rolleyes:

jellie

Zane from MTV2 wrote:

Ah mother of gaaawwwddd is it not good for people to have a bit of a sense of humour coming up to their exams? :rolleyes:

i suppose. but having ur outfits planned depending on the weather? come ON

Jonny Arson

sar84 wrote:

i suppose. but having ur outfits planned depending on the weather? come ON

If you knew the girl in real life you would know she has a wacky sense of humour!

jellie

im not sure if that means her outfits ARE planned..

hmmm anyway good luck with exams whoever of u have em (lucky me im done forever!!!!)

kittenkiller

Blush_01 wrote:

TBH I'd worry more about studying than appearance, if I was you. Unless you're a wind up. They'll pass you even if your hair, make up and clolur co-ordination aren't perfect on the day. As long as you answer the papers correctly.

Best of luck with that!

WOW!
Wayda make new friends!
I love you!
You're just so great.
With a sense of humour like that you must be quite the social dynamo!

sar84 wrote:

straightening your hair will not help you pass..

You don't KNOW that!
I didn't straighten my hair for any of my other exams & i didn't pass!
So there!

Blush_01

*blows kiss*

Jonny Arson

sar84 wrote:

straightening your hair will not help you pass.. :rolleyes

Actually a freind of mine who is a hairdresser told me today that when hair is straightened it provides a clear flow of some vitamins or nutrients (or soemthing or antother) into the scalp which inturn is scientifically proven to relieve tension.... so there!


*Zane whips out his GHD*

kittenkiller

^^^ See! See?! ^^^

Told you!

arbeitsscheuer

Yeah cos that's totally what you meant darlin'... :rolleyes: