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Mechanical Democracy

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  • 06-08-2005 10:31pm
    #1
    OutlawBlues
    Closed Accounts Posts: 49 ✭


    A beautiful, black horse
    Gallops through fields and green pastures,
    And is hit by a red honda.

    Irish, rednecks, red-skins and spaniards,
    Who's American?
    Who knows?
    God knows because he came straight out of the USA

    A rock-solid anthology
    Of slowly shattered customs
    And newly-weds.
    But whats tradition
    When you have telivision?
    Tradition is;
    Turn the tv off at six!

    Got milk?
    Gm.
    Because!
    BREASTS ARE BAD.
    PORNOGRAPHY IS BAD.
    But if it's on DVD, it's all alright.

    But Women!
    I didn't mean to treat you so good,
    Misogyny is my middle name,
    along with gallantry, of course.
    It's a man's world!
    (until you choose to dominate it)

    So, sit back, relax,
    Don't get up,
    We finally have you covered.


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