Post of the month

NickyOD

Just thought this was funny. A post from someone with an affinity for using one of my favourite words.........


Now his chat before he left.
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VenomRogue is sitting out
VenomRogue: ...nice catch.. <-- he let me catch by just calling my bet
VenomRogue: bah..no matter, even if i go all in on the flop you
still call <-- maybe, but not for sure
VenomRogue: silly chasers. <--I had a made hand from preflop to the river
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Funny and ridiculous.

Don't you wish you could just slap people like this? The guy is a complete ****tard. Nice CATCH?!?!?! It's no argument that he had a good hand..But he made the mistake of falling in love with his 7 & 8 of hearts when he hit the straight, albeit the idiot end, on the flop. He had a flush draw, and a STRAIGHT flush draw, (except YOU had the card he needed for that!). Mr. ****tard's problem is that he thinks his Ass-Clown straight on the flop is the nuts. Then on the river, he thinks his little flush is the golden-nuts, not considering the VERY POSSIBLE cards you could have. If he had, then, surely he would know that when the board paired 9's on the turn that his lowly Ass-Clown end of the straight would be beaten if you had a set. Furthermore, he never thought about the fact that you could have had AX of hearts, drawing to the nut flush the whole time.


The funny (and ridiculous) part of this is that he has the brain of a piss-ant when he says "Nice Catch", when you HAD A FREAKING SET ON THE FLOP! Hitting a set on the flop, feeling like your hand is good, then turning a boat is NOT A CATCH. He, then gets promoted to a contradictory moron by basically acknowledging your flopped set when he suggested that you would call even if he had moved in on the flop. Finally, his goofy butt makes himself sound like he graduated from The University of ****tard Tech by saying "Silly Chasers".

This is the kind of stuff that makes you want to quit your job and spend all of your time inventing the worlds first "Poker Player's Automatic Bitch Slapping Hand". It would work the same way as your car's airbag. They would be inside the monitor of every online poker player, and whenever anyone said or did anything stupid a large Paul Bunyon-sized hand busts out and slaps the holy snot out of them...The idiot.

Ste05

I may have missed it in a previous post but what was your hand??

Although I do agree with you about this kind of thing, people who have absolutely no clue how to play the game, but think they do. However annoying these gob*****s are you can just be happy knowing their money is up for taking.

Lafortezza

nice catch Nicky.