The Glorious Imperial Republic of Invernia

KieranusTyranus

During the second week of session 2 2005 the nation of Invernia came into being. Ruled by Emperor Zack and The Dark Lord Kierannus Tyrannus it lays claim to the following territories:

The CTYI Res.
The entire County of Mayo ( and the nicer parts of rosscomon)
Mars
A small public toilet in Sligo Town.

Our national anthem is the classic "My lovely horse". Our national animal is the Cathal O Keefe and our currency is the pringle. The capital was formerly kitchenopilis but has been temporarily moved to Kilkelly until we become powerful enough to occupy Mexico City.

Piste

Mexico you say?





Eeeenteresting *strokes chin*

Mammy

Roscommon has nice parts?

Flashling

damn straight! The...road to dublin? No, really, it has old lady crossing signs there, with bent over stick figures!

Chris IS Cool

... reminds me of session one, george reading out the ctyi declaration of independence in the middle of the quad... hilarious, that was... the right to mock carlow AND donall.... brilliant

Piste

pfffft, I remember the ORIGINAL ctyi declaration of independence last year, session 2....

Spraypaint

Piste wrote:

pfffft, I remember the ORIGINAL ctyi declaration of independence last year, session 2....

Does anybody have that? Definitively?

Raphael

Yeah, just look back to last years threads. But don't post in it.

Hugh Hefner

I have an original, signed copy of that. That's right... I'm the man.

Plunky

Your mom's the man

Jarge!!!

I also have an original, signed copy. And I wrote lots of it. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

carlowboy

Chris IS Cool wrote:

... reminds me of session one, george reading out the ctyi declaration of independence in the middle of the quad... hilarious, that was... the right to mock carlow AND donall.... brilliant

Unfortunately I remember that :mad: :rolleyes:

Undergod

Carlowboy, I mock you. And I have the capability to do it in real life, as well as in the internet! Ha!

carlowboy

Undergod wrote:

Carlowboy, I mock you. And I have the capability to do it in real life, as well as in the internet! Ha!

You wouldn't though

Crash

Heheheh, Carlow, why the hell didnt i slag you more about that? hell i ripped the piss out of meade for being a meather :P

carlowboy

crash_000 wrote:

Heheheh, Carlow, why the hell didnt i slag you more about that? hell i ripped the piss out of meade for being a meather :P

Yeah, but I didn't piss you off like Patrick did

Chris IS Cool

Undergod wrote:

Carlowboy, I mock you. And I have the capability to do it in real life, as well as in the internet! Ha!

Yes, but would you really want to be close enough to Donall to mock him to his face if you could possibly help it?

carlowboy

Chris IS Cool wrote:

Yes, but would you really want to be close enough to Donall to mock him to his face if you could possibly help it?

You'd know all about the consequences, Chris!

Undergod

Chris IS Cool wrote:

Yes, but would you really want to be close enough to Donall to mock him to his face if you could possibly help it?

Yes.

Jarge!!!

Why would we have to get close to Donal when we can slag him perfectly well from the internet?

Undergod

But I love you really, Donal.

Chris IS Cool

Jarge!!! wrote:

Why would we have to get close to Donal when we can slag him perfectly well from the internet?

Exactly! Exactly!

I'm sorry, Donall, but you're just too easy and fun to insult... like shooting fish in a kettle.

StupidLikeAFox

Hmmm, your doing an awful lot of talking about it but donal isnt actually getting much slaggin here.....

carlowboy

Chris IS Cool wrote:

Exactly! Exactly!

I'm sorry, Donall, but you're just too easy and fun to insult... like shooting fish in a kettle.

Gahhhhhhh! It's like real life all over again! I went onto the internet to get away from real people who make comments about my place of living

carlowboy

Undergod wrote:

But I love you really, Donal.

If you really loved me Bill, you'd know how to spell my name

Jack Lynch

Piste wrote:

pfffft, I remember the ORIGINAL ctyi declaration of independence last year, session 2....

Me too. The right to make jokes about Irwin. The right to hear Land Down Under whenever we want

Undergod

carlowboy wrote:

If you really loved me Bill, you'd know how to spell my name

I was testing you... honest.

TalkISCheap

Lets mock Leitrim instead.
Tis safer, no-one actually lives there...

Piste

Yup, 's just there for decoration, it's one of those 'prnamental' counties.

Undergod

'pr0namental'? that's an interestingly odd idea?

TalkISCheap

cow pr0n...

Piste

No, in Letrim it's sheep pr0n.

Jade Chihuahua

As someone who lives in Leirim, I can tell you, it is not for decoration.......... unless you find bogland and crappy fields particularly attractive......In which case, you wouldnt be taking the piss out of it.If Leitrim was for decoration it would have to look in some way attractive, which it doesnt.


Leitrim does suck though, Im just glad Im really from Donegal.

Jack Lynch

Ye got ye're first set of traffic lights in 2002, didn't ye. Didnt ye!

T.J.

Also the last census is the first one since the famine that the population of leitrim rose. I can't believe we have the entire population of leitrim on boards all one them! Does anyone remember Mary the RA from leitrim i think it was 2003 that she was there?

Jack Lynch

Was she the short, cranky one?

Jade Chihuahua

Jack Lynch wrote:

Ye got ye're first set of traffic lights in 2002, didn't ye. Didnt ye!

Yeah, thats true, God its such a bog! Whats almost as bad is that it was actually on the news that day.

T.J. wrote:

Also the last census is the first one since the famine that the population of leitrim rose. I can't believe we have the entire population of leitrim on boards all one them! Does anyone remember Mary the RA from leitrim i think it was 2003 that she was there?

The famine's over? Thank God, we in Leitrim were resorting to cannibalism because the local brothel refused to let us eat their sheep!

Im allowed to say that, Im not actually from Leitrim, I just currently live there.

sdanseo

'twas Offaly that was laid claim to in the origninal, 2004 s2 version, wasn't it?

Jarge!!!

Yeah, it was. And the Offaly thing started in Journalism s2 03. The whole thing's been in planning for longer than you'd think.

sdanseo

Hmmm...

It never really overthrew the beaurocracy in '04 - at the rate it was going I expected to find all the RA's bound and gagged in a store room somewhere :rolleyes: ...