The right religion...

BEAT · 05-08-2005 5:33pm #1

*I posted this a long time ago but I like it so much thought I'd post it for the noobs incase they hadnt heard it

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A catholic priest and a baptist minister were going fishing. They get all loaded into the boat and set out to the middle of the lake. After about an hour the Catholic priest stands up and says, will you excuse me I forgot to go pee before we left. The minister says, not at all and turns away expecting him to unzip and tinkle in the lake. Instead the priest steps outside the boat and walks across the water back to land and after a few minutes comes walking back across water and into the boat.
The minister looks at him with mouth open and eyes wide, he is in utter shock at what he has just witnessed!
The priest looks at him and with a small smile says...what is it minister?
The minister looks at the water and at him and blinks saying...you just walked across water...I...I...I
The priest says, well I suppose when you live by the right faith anything is possible and grabs his pole.
The Minister becomes a little red in the face and says, well I have faith that I am practice the right faith! and I also have to take a leak!
the priests says...go on test your faith then.
The minister looks at him and says, I will!
He steps outside the boat and falls into the lake
He gets back in the boat looking dishevled...
The priest said....You must do it with love in your heart not with anger and winks ...the minister smiles and stands up, ofcourse! and apologises to the priest and steps outside the boat once more falling into the lake.
He gets back in the boat and says he cant believe all these years he was wrong.
The priest puts down his pole and looks at the minister...and with a big grin says
ok ok ... Now I will show you where the rocks are