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Murphys Laws

  • 30-07-2005 10:41AM
    #1
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭


    Taking this idea and claiming it as my own(!) i searched through murphy's laws of combat operations and think i have found the most appropriate real "laws" that apply to BF2

    1.Friendly fire - isn't.
    2.If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
    3.If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike.
    4.If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
    5.There is no such thing as a perfect plan.
    6.When you have secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too.
    7.The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
    8.When in doubt, empty your magazine.
    9.Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.

    And last but not least!

    10.Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.


Comments

  • #2
    Clover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,856 ✭✭✭Clover


    danniemcq wrote:

    10.Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.


    :D love number ten , never works for me though as i'm the one who always gets shot :o


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