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Two boys are playing hurling in the Gaelic park,

  • 27-07-2005 1:57pm
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    biko
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    when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hurl, wedges it down the dogs collar and twists, breaking the dogs neck.
    A local newspaper reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.

    "Young Waterford Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
    "But I'm not a Waterford fan," the little hero replied.

    "Sorry, since we are in Waterford, I just assumed you were." said the reporter and starts again.
    "Little Wexford Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he continued writing in his notebook.

    "I'm not a Wexford fan either," the boy said.
    "I assumed you were a Wexford fan given your friend is wearing a Wexford Jersey, What team do you support?" the reporter asked.
    "I'm a Kilkenny fan." the child said smiling.

    The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
    "Little Kilkenny Rogue Kills Beloved Family Pet."

    Humour section: Sorry for the double post, but it's just so damn funny :D


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