Vin Diesel - have a look

lordgoat

not sure where to put it but there are some damn funny facts here...


http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php


Vin Diesel goes swimming less than 15 minutes after eating.

the jew

Yeah, pretty good

stevieg_irl

i liked the chuck norris ones aswell

"Unlike most other humans, Chuck Norris can acutally travel through the Internet, exit at your PC, and kick your ass if he wants to."

kasintahan

Vin Diesel's sperm are the size of full-grown male guppies.
Vin Diesel gave the Christian-right the idea that the Telletubbies are gay.
Vin Diesel stole Michael Jackson's black.
Vin Diesel's protein shakes consist exclusively of battery acid.

and one of my personal favourites...
Vin Diesel eats coal, ****s diamonds, and then sells the diamonds to buy more coal.

KTRIC

Actually true:

Vin Diesel was once a member of the highest level of monks before monks even existed. During his spiritual rituals, a curse was put on him by a six headed demon, each head being a cast member of the television show Friends. This curse made Vin Diesel an immortal, forcing him to do battle for thousands of years. He can only be killed by having his head removed in the heat of battle.

Dave

Vin Diesel ironically created the steam engine; the diesel engine was accredited to his son, Abe Lincoln the third.

Ha ha

thelordofcheese

"Chuck Norris is actually Vin Diesel in disguise. If anyone were to confront him with this fact he would explode, but not before stealing all your cash."

classic...

Crucifix

"One day Chuck Norris was infact killed when he round house kicked someone in the face so hard that it shattered the universe. But in heaven, Chuck challenged God to an arm wrestling match. Chuck won, and the universe was reformed"

I love those sites.

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...and now a random fact about Vin Diesel:
Vin Diesel's ejaculation can kill a man at 100 yards with pinpoint accuracy.

Jimi-Spandex

Chuck Norris is one of the Twelve superhumans that can eat their own heads and live to tell the tale (using sign language).


Qualitay.

lordgoat

Vin Diesel can read braille with his scrotum.

Femelade

He holds the world's record for being a hovercraft.

Evil Pixie

"Indians believed cameras stole the souls of those it took pictures of because Vin Diesel typically stored the stolen souls of his friends in a Nikon camera he bought from a 1-armed French prostitute."

lordgoat

One of Vin Diesel's eyes is lazy, but through sheer willpower he can make it move in synch with his good eye. Nobody knows which is which.

YeatsCounty

Vin Diesel is so tall that his field of vision goes all the way around the world, and he can see his own ass.

Vin Diesel played the shark in Jaws 2. He won the part after killing the original Jaws with mind bullets.

Vin Diesel jumped off a bridge because all his friends were doing it and survived.

Vin Diesel can clap so fast that he can change the air pressure around him to achieve the effect of an expensive 5.1 surround sound speaker system playing, “Baby One More Time,” by Britney Spears. If he claps any faster though, he risks fracturing space and time, thus creating a, “sub-space fusion shadow,” which can turn anyone into a Vin Diesel clone if they come into contact with it.

YeatsCounty

Vin Diesel will concede that Gary Busey roundly defeated him in a Tequila shot-for-shot competition, though Diesel notes that he had spent the morning inventing the printed word.

D-Generate

Vin Diesel ironically drinks unleaded petrol.

Sarky

Vin Diesel is actually a nerdy pen/paper RPG gamer.

Oh wait, that one's actually true.

poobum

When Lucifer waged his war against God and all of Heaven, Vin Diesel was assigned to punish him for his insolence. Stopping only to singlehandedly beat the **** out of Satan's army of renegade angels, Vin chased him through seven galaxies, raped him several times, and threw him back to our solar system so hard that when he hit Earth's surface it created an immense cavernous funnel with nine shelves.

he he i love this site!! i used to always go on it...forgot its addy! tanks

Mercury_Tilt

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StupidLikeAFox

that site wrote:

Matt Damon

RobertFoster

In 1972 Vin Diesel was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. He promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire.... Vin Diesel.

Kur4mA

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