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  • 25-07-2005 8:17am
    #1
    Gilgamesh
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    Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

    Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

    Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask.

    "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

    I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?

    Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your bottom, didn't it?"

    He's still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man.


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  • #2
    BigEejit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,739 ✭✭✭BigEejit


    LOL .... liked that a lot


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