Hasselhoff reviews on Amazon, Hilarious

joseph brand

check out this link;

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00005Q8UG/ref=pd_sxp_elt_l1/102-9423081-4861716

rainbow kirby

rofl @ the reviews...

Basq

..Through the power of his words we can experience a journey of Tolkien proportions. Take for example the classic Flying on the Wings of Tenderness.

"We're flying on the wings of tenderness
Riding the rivers of gentleness
Into the garden of love we will flow and watch it grow together
We'll build a castle out of honesty"

Has there ever been a more honest depiction of true love than this?..

HUH!?!

***** Rednecks love him too, March 10, 2005
Reviewer: Rockin Rachel - See all my reviews
Me and my man were cruising for a real romantic night on the town. We had left our 14 children with their grandfather, all though he has also a father to 2 of them...but thats another story. We headed to the local Walmart for our big date in our Chevy.

Had a little problem with opening the door cause Randy had padlocked it shut to keep the Racoons out of the door while it was in the trailer park. When we got to Walmart, Randy took me to the music counter for a big surprise. He had pre ordered a copy of David Hasselhoffs best of album. I was so excited I thought I would pee. Sadly, due to a little problem with Walmarts pre order system, they had forgotten to place it on their list and they had sold all 5 copies they had brought in within 2 months. I was devastated. However, Randy made it up to me by taking me to Dunkin donuts. It was the best night ever! I think I am now pregnant with my 15th child - who I am going to call David in honour of the Master!!! Hot Shot City is our theme song! Go the leather panted David!!

PS:Since I wrote this review I have given birth to a lovely little girl we honour with the name David.

Brillant!!

Karl Hungus

Pfft... Who cares about Hasselhoff? He's no William Shatner, that's for sure!

Jonny Arson

Hoff is God, Hoff is God, Hoff is God...... oh hail The Hoff our messiah

This is my 1,000 post so I'll dedicate it to the greatest musical influence on my life..... The Hoff!

BTW click www.hoffsegen.com for the musical legend that is The Hoff to headline Hoffsegen 2006 (formerly oxegen) so he can strut his stuff live!

Sparky

Lemme start by saying I am 38 years old and live with my parents in our mobile home. I work part time at our local Bob's Big Boy as a handicap parking space. I really don't see much advancement in my career and I faced the facts a long time ago that I would ever move out of my folks house. But I found something that made the days go by, this David Hasselhoff album. Staring at the picture and listening to the sweet sweet melodies make me feel that I can also become an icon in Germany.

LOL:D

savemejebus

Customers who bought titles by David Hasselhoff also bought titles by these artists:

* Laura Branigan
* William Shatner
* Leonard Nimoy
* Giorgio Moroder
* Olivia Newton-John

Well at least they won't have too much research to do when setting up a list for musical crimes against humanity