Northsiders Vs Southsiders

Gazza22

This was emailed to me, funny enough and possibly true!



Northside Leaving Cert
Maths Test
For Secondary Schools


Name: _______________________________

Nick Name: _______________________________

Gang Name: _______________________________


1. Deco has 0.5 kilos of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Vinno for 300 quid and 90 grammes to Tomo for 90 quid a gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?

2. Anto pimps 3 brassers. If the price is 40 quid a royde, how many roydes per day must each brasser perform to support Vinno’s 500 quid a day crack habit?

3. Whacker wants to cut the kilo of cocaine he bought for 7,000 quid, to make a 20% profit. How many grammes of strychnine will he need?

4. Christy got 6 years for murder. He also got 350,000 for the hit. If his common law wife spends 33,100 per month, how much money will he be left with when he gets out? EXTRA CREDIT BONUS: How much more time will Christy get for killing the slapper that spent his money?

5. Liamo steals Eamo’s skateboard. As Liamo skates away at speed of 35 mph, Eamo loads his brothers armalite. If it takes Eamo 20 seconds to load the gun, how far will Liamo have travelled when he gets whacked?


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Southside Leaving Cert
Maths Test
for Secondary Schools



Name:_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________(If longer please continue on separate sheet)



School:___________________________________________________________

Daddy’s Company:_________________________________________________________



1.Julian smashes up daddys car, causing x amount of damage and kills three people. Daddy asks his local TD to intervene in the court system, Then forges the insurance claim and received payment of y. The difference between x and y is 3 times the life insurance settlement for the 3 people, What kind of car is Julian driving now?

2.Chloe’s personal shopper decides to substitute generic and own-brand products for the designer goods favoured by Chloe. In the course of a month she saves the price of a return ticket to Fiji and Chloe doesn’t notice, is she thick or what?

3.If Savannah throws up 4 times a day for a week she can fit in a size 8 versace, if she throws up only 3 times a day for two weeks, she has to make do with a size 10 Dolce & Gabbano. How much does liposuction cost?

Gazza22

Sorry for the messy post...btw

I'm a disgrace! :eek:

Chick

that's been going around for ages!!

Gazza22

Ahhh well afraid that would happen....nevermind i only got it yesterday so i thought it was new