The Galway Races - Escort Service For Ladies Only

maximus66 · 24-07-2005 1:15pm #1

this goes out to all the lovely ladies headin to galway for the races next week. A handsome gang a lads are headin down to take in some good western air.....so ladies if you need betting tips,friendly chat or just a bitta craic feel free to contact me. until then so long

StupidLikeAFox · 24-07-2005 1:23pm

horny ****er

danniemcq · 24-07-2005 1:44pm

well thats worth opening an account for!

alleepally · 24-07-2005 2:19pm

maximus66 wrote:

this goes out to all the lovely ladies headin to galway for the races next week. A handsome gang a lads are headin down to take in some good western air.....so ladies if you need betting tips,friendly chat or just a bitta craic feel free to contact me. until then so long

Translation:

"Hey, this is a message for any slappers heading west for the races. A bunch of horny boy racers who have sprouted the first bits of pubic hair are speeding down to Galway get hammered and try have the energy to stand and pretend they know a bit about horses.

So, slappers, if your knickers are loose like your morals, and you've a good body but not much upstairs in the brains department give us a shout and be ready to get your tits out for the lads. WHEY HEY!!!"

Sarky · 24-07-2005 2:21pm

alleepally wrote:

Translation:

"Hey, this is a message for any slappers heading west for the races. A bunch of horny boy racers who have sprouted the first bits of pubic hair are speeding down to Galway get hammered and try have the energy to stand and pretend they know a bit about horses.

So, slappers, if your knickers are loose like your morals, and you've a good body but not much upstairs in the brains department give us a shout and be ready to get your tits out for the lads. WHEY HEY!!!"

Speaking from my experiences of having to work at the Galway Races in the past, I feel justified in affirming this as God's honest truth.

Sparky · 24-07-2005 2:22pm

alleepally wrote:

Translation:

"Hey, this is a message for any slappers heading west for the races. A bunch of horny boy racers who have sprouted the first bits of pubic hair are speeding down to Galway get hammered and try have the energy to stand and pretend they know a bit about horses.

So, slappers, if your knickers are loose like your morals, and you've a good body but not much upstairs in the brains department give us a shout and be ready to get your tits out for the lads. WHEY HEY!!!"

Couldnt of said it better myself. BTW where can you buy that translation book

Lemlin · 24-07-2005 3:08pm

I think yas should be taking his post with a bit of salt in all fairness. And so what if your translation is correct, fair play to him for having a bit of craic I say!