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The Guild Of The Honourable And Righteous Scoundrels.

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  • 23-07-2005 4:19pm
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    While it's difficult to believe in angels
    It's easy to believe the king is dead
    And so is his unborn child

    But the junior vice executive president lives on
    Long live the junior vice executive president!

    So visit the museum of modern articulation
    Any exhibition will show you
    That rich men should be abash with power

    Something a simple wordsmith should not understand
    But as far as my vast intellect stretches, I know that
    There's no union for presidents
    And there's no union for beggars

    They have an agenda, an enormous to-do list
    (they being all that encompasses our lives)
    They call it the peace process
    Though, it seems something more of a peace protest.

    It's like marking War and Peace with a Robert Crumb bookmark
    But don't worry
    This can't be a protest poem,
    It doesn't rhyme.


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