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Im a barbie girl...

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  • #2
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,857 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    A man forgot his daughter's birthday and breathlessly runs into the nearest Toys R Us.

    "Can I help you, sir?"

    "Yes. It's my daughter's birthday, and I have no idea what to buy for her."

    "How about a Barbie doll? We have Malibu Barbie for $19.95, Baby-sitter Barbie for $19.95, Nurse Barbie for $19.95, Stewardess Barbie for $19.95, and, um, oh, here's one, Divorced Barbie. She's $265.00. "

    "$265?!?!? Why is Divorced Barbie two hundred and sixty five dollars?"

    "Because, sir, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's House, Ken's car, all of Ken's money.........."


  • #3
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Ha...cool stuff.

    Nice joke captain btw....


  • #4
    Revalco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,103 ✭✭✭Revalco


    Hehe Captain ;)


  • #5
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    I'd do her!!! :D


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