Time to crash the Housing Market..... Join The First Time Buyers Association

The Jim Reaper

Anybody out there applying for a 100% First Time Buyers Mortgage?

Worried about inflated house prices?

Worried that you could find yourself in NEGATIVE EQUITY?

Ever wondered "Can I DO anything to make it a buyers market"?

Then consider a First Time Buyers Association

Our SOLE aim is to FORCE the Irish property market to CRASH.

The Government DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOU.

Log on to www.newstalk106.ie and start emailing what ever show is currently running to voice your opinion on RIP OFF IRELAND and the RIP OFF housing market.

First Time Buyers.....WAIT......Hold Fast.... DO NOT BID ON PROPERTY!!!!!

If enough people can just STOP THE BIDDING for TWO WEEKS it will Effect A Market Crash.

BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY, YOU WILL ALREADY HAVE MORTGAGE APPROVAL, YOU WILL SWOOP IN AND PICK UP THE PIECES LEFT OF OUR OLDER BROTHERS AND SISTERS GREED.

GET YOUR EMAILS IN NOW! :mad:

Sarky

The Jim Reaper wrote:

Worried that you could find yourself in NEGATIVE EQUITY?

Not Negative Equity! I hate that place!

simu

Sarky wrote:

Not Negative Equity! I hate that place!

Yeah, I ended up stuck there one bank holiday weekend - dodgy 70's wallpaper, dirty toilets, not a decent cup of tea to be got. Urgh!

seamus

The Jim Reaper wrote:

If enough people can just STOP THE BIDDING for TWO WEEKS it will Effect A Market Crash.

How do you figure this? Demand is demand. If the market crashes, there'll be a rush of people jumping into the property market, and prices go straight back up again.

Haven't quite thought this through have you?

Kernel

seamus wrote:

How do you figure this? Demand is demand. If the market crashes, there'll be a rush of people jumping into the property market, and prices go straight back up again.

Haven't quite thought this through have you?

Yeah, I agree.... it's a nonsensical and futile campaign!

egan007

Stupid ......for the OBVIOUS reasons above

narommy

No first time buyers would get mortgages during a crash as they wouldn't have enough equity to get aqpproval from a bank until they were sure it bottomed out

Third_Echelon

is this the same guy who started the 'Why won't ryanair do transatlantic' thread???

egan007

On that line Third Echelon -
There are some, really stupid, no brainer, crap, waste of time, threads starting on boards these days. I think boards users average IQ has dropped significantly with some recent additions.

WizZard

Wow, I'll do that straight away. Thanks Jim - you're great!


Oh, hang on. It's bullsh*t...

Third_Echelon

egan007 wrote:

On that line Third Echelon -
There are some, really stupid, no brainer, crap, waste of time, threads starting on boards these days. I think boards users average IQ has dropped significantly with some recent additions.

i think its the age level that has dropped more like..... bring back the olds...

when signing up for an account there should be a test with 10 questions that only really smart, intelligent and mature people can answer....

egan007

Third_Echelon wrote:

i think its the age level that has dropped more like..... bring back the olds...

when signing up for an account there should be a test with 10 questions that only really smart, intelligent and mature people can answer....

Or google

WizZard

Such as... "What's a spork?" and the like?

monkeyfudge

How is emailing some commercial radio station going to help?

egan007

WizZard wrote:

Such as... "What's a spork?" and the like?

Na i think it would have to be google poof like
in less than 50 words - how ****e were the 80's
A mod could judge

mathie

monkeyfudge wrote:

How is emailing some commercial radio station going to help?

Didn't you hear the man?!

Emails = Cheap houses!

MAIL NOW FOR YOUR CHEAP HOUSE!!!111oneoneone

M

Third_Echelon

egan007 wrote:

Or google

ah but they would be in a riddle/oldspeak format that only the olds would know... there would be no 'like' or 'roysh' etc...

egan007

Third_Echelon wrote:

ah but they would be in a riddle/oldspeak format that only the olds would know... there would be no 'like' or 'roysh' etc...

Ah i get it so we use old school like 'Records' and 'A pound a tae'

Third_Echelon

egan007 wrote:

Ah i get it so we use old school like 'Records' and 'A pound a tae'

yeah you got it...

Q.1 What was the name of Paul Heuson's band's first long player?

egan007

Third_Echelon wrote:

yeah you got it...

Q.1 What was the name of Paul Heuson's band's first long player?

And we could weed out answers like

A.2 Dude, like who the hell is Paul Heuston n stuff......