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Turkey - Its All Good...

  • 19-08-2001 9:17pm
    #1
    plastic membrane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,219 ✭✭✭


    Got back from Turkey about a week ago. Great, great fun. The heat could dry up the all the silicone from the fine ladies who perform community benefitting acts of depravity in porn films, but once you get the factor 50 million and apply every 10 minutes, you'll be fine. Most of the time, we just hung out by the pool and watched all the ladies in bikini's, but once in a while, we actually went out and did stuff, like drinking the very nice cider at our local, Jimmy's Bar (If your ever in Bodrum, check it out, run by top blokes) or drinking cider downtown in market area. The stuff there is very cheap, and we bought too much of it.

    Also included in the package, Roman ruins, Waterparks, Turkish baths, Turkish Cider, the oppertunity to watch ALF in Turkish (it was better this way !), cruising and swimming down the Aegean, parascending, jet ski's, and best of all BUNJEE-JUMPING !!! (One of the things ive wanted to do all my life, truly a leg wobbling adrenaline rush, recommended). As for the women, well, no luck (no change there, no matter what country im in), so the least said the better. So i came back all happy and refreshed, and what happens, i catch a bloody cold. Brilliant as the holiday, i think i'll go snowboarding next time. Not to denegrate the experience of Turkey of course...
    Who is The Beefy King ?
    Owing to an administrative error, the Pope had been replaced by Lemmy from Moterhead...

    [This message has been edited by plastic membrane (edited 19-08-2001).]

    [This message has been edited by plastic membrane (edited 19-08-2001).]


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  • #2
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,652 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    In Gran Canaria at the moment.

    What bikinis?
    Kill, kill, kill the laser mice.


  • #3
    phobos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭phobos


    In my house in Salthill at the moment.

    The weather is lovely, but I have the window closed. For most of the day I lay around the TV watching all those lovely ppl in bikini's (on hollidays). Then I went for a delicious meal at one of my favourite restaurants, called the Kitchen. It's about 5 metres from the popular Living Room in the Hall area of the house. The head chef (goes by the name Mom), is a master @ Indian cuisine. So I can highly recommend that place.

    All and all, it's been a splendid day, and if I can take time out of my exciting schedule I will try and to keep you posted with the latest happenings.

    That's all folks for today, but join me soon when we discover more of what The Sarcastic Holliday Bonanza has to offer! rolleyes.gif

    ;-phobos-)


  • #4
    Littletinyman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,196 ✭✭✭Littletinyman


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