You Are All Going To Hell!

red_ice

http://www.bible-truths.org/tracts/rockmu~1.htm

rofl.

Ancient1

Frightening? Just read the facts:

LOL....

What are you doing surfing those sites anyway?

feylya

Cool, can't wait! Gotta love those facts though!

Sarky

Black Sabbath

An anti-Christ group of Satan worshippers. Their albums are sheer blasphemy.

Hahahahahaha.

Ancient1

Fools like that shouldn't be pimping their email address....it's only a matter of time before someone subscribes them to some gay arabic donkey porn with bulgarian subtitles.

Or something to that effect.

bounty_hunter

There are pirates in hell. It's gonna rock!

PiE

Remember that playing this music is actually inviting Satan into your home. Would you invite leprosy? Rock and Heavy Metal music is worse! Stay away from discos, Satan is out to destroy you (I Peter 5:8).

What Gospel is that then?

feylya

1 Peter 5:8 wrote:

Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:

In case you wanted to know.

Sarky

OMG you can't even go to the zoo!

Johnny_the_fox

did anyone ever have to watch the 'hells bells' video in R.E at high school? :eek:

Creature

Damn Lions with their rock music, always causing trouble.

Sarky

Johnny_the_fox wrote:

did anyone ever have to watch the 'hells bells' video in R.E at high school? :eek:

And hear the priest explain that AC/DC really stood for "Antichrist/Devil's Child"?

I swear, they're better at naming bands than most bands.

dimerocks

i used to know an animated cartoon one which condemed rock music,porn,drugs,alcohol and a few other things.its was mad, cant find the link though.

Creature

dimerocks wrote:

i used to know an animated cartoon one which condemed rock music,porn,drugs,alcohol and a few other things.its was mad, cant find the link though.

Sounds like something you'd find on the God channel, a tv station I got with ntl digital. It's the funniest station ever. My chest still hurts from that music video they showed by a RATM style christian band a while ago. Pure genius.

Sarky

Don't forget Bibleman!

Creature

Don't forget Bibleman!

And his two sidekicks! The hot female one and the generic black one.

360*

HELL! HELL! :eek: Uh-Oh, Save me Jebus!!!

Numina

Creature, I love your sig picture, The Thing is one of the best films ever.

I love the way all these religious websites look like crap.

Mossy Monk

is the person who made that page for real?

Hardly a home in England or America is free from the filth and corruption of this music and we say unhesitatingly -Destroy IT before IT destroys YOU!

good to see we are safe and clean

Necronomicon

Would you invite leprosy? Rock and Heavy Metal music is worse!

Hey until my limbs start falling off I'm gonna keep on headbanging.

Nightwish

The Rock beat goes back to earliest times when Druids (Yes, Druids) used it to call up evil spirits to do their bidding. Identical to today’s Heavy Metal beat, it was used while human sacrifices were made to Satan and his hosts.

How did they know what music the Druids listened to? unless.........they have the power of time travel :eek: .....these jebus freaks are good

Tar.Aldarion

i think the druids liked isis...according to my bible..:)

Nightwish

maybe they liked Dio...................He had songs of wildebeasts and danger

Doctor J

"Stay away from discos, Satan is out to destroy you (I Peter 5:8)."

I don't remember that in the Bible... Revelations, maybe?

Kare Bear

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Christians - Stay away from ‘Christian Rock!’ It is a deceit and is in deadly opposition to the life of Christ within you.

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Civilian_Target

Under the disguise of Entertainment, chickens and other creatures are sacrificed on stage today while the same rhythm is beaten out to frenzied audiences who are encouraged to cut themselves with knives and razor blades and to commit vicious cries such as rape, mugging and even murder.

WTF?!

Christians - Stay away from ‘Christian Rock!’ It is a deceit and is in deadly opposition to the life of Christ within you. "Be ye separate and touch not the unclean thing" (II Corinthians 6:17). The backward playing of ‘Christian’ Heavy Metal music has revealed the same Satanic messages as in the worst of the worldly kind, so beware - we give the strong possible warning - destroy your Rock and Heavy Metal records and tapes and get rid of your posters and magazines,

Haha!

Mr. CooL ICE

Necromomicon wrote:

Hey until my limbs start falling off I'm gonna keep on headbanging.

Now THATS spiritual!

Bye lads, im off to cut myself up and push old women in front of trucks and steal their handbags. Talk to ye later.

Kingsize

"SUBMIT YOURSELVES THERFORE TO GOD. RESIST THE DEVIL AND HE WILL FLEE FROM YOU" (James 4:7)

I've listened to all of james's albums & i cant find this lyric in any of the songs!
why must they mock me!!!??

nosmo

Unfortunately Exposingsatanism.org's music section isn't there, so we can't learn of the evils of the Spice Girls and country music as a whole. however: http://www.pluggedinonline.com/ these smart folks have music reviews. Lots of them. Each one complaining about the lack of family values in the albums. Joy.

Edit: I've just read more, and my god. Tolerance for Chrisitianity... falling.. falling

(also, read the Korn reviews. Hilarity. "DON'T FEED YOUR TEENS THIS KORN!")

cournioni

LOL. That page has to be taking the piss.

Kare Bear

Theres some ****ed up ignorant ***** out there.

Devious

"The Rock beat goes back to earliest times when Druids (Yes, Druids) used it to call up evil spirits to do their bidding. Identical to today’s Heavy Metal beat, it was used while human sacrifices were made to Satan and his hosts. "

LOL my God that's some funny sh1t! It reads like the next Brasseye special! I just pictured Chris Morris saying that line and broke down with laughter!

eyebrows

lol. this should be in the humour forum. The first few "facts" were the best. But (as someone else said) how the hell did ya find this in the first place.

well all I gotta say is "turn me on dead man"

Doctor J

Mad Christian Fundamentalists wrote:

Black Sabbath

An anti-Christ group of Satan worshippers. Their albums are sheer blasphemy.

Excerpt From After Forever
"Could it be you're afraid of what your friends might say
If they knew you believed in God above?
They should realise before they criticise that God is the only way to love."

Ummmm, yeah, let's mark that one down as a maybe

Bottle_of_Smoke

Hmmm, have a feeling that could be an anti-christian website in disguise

nadir

oh man, what a great site, I'm gonna have a read when I go home. this is classy stuff. XD

jptk

Well be grand! we can move to the planet blisstonia with the movementarians!
"we love the leader"

Deadwing

Kare Bear wrote:

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ffs you mean we can even listen to stryper?? 'to hell with the devil' is a christian rock masterpiece!

larryone

yaaay! i'm going to hell!!

/me goes looking for a slayer cd