Pooper snooper

Hobbes

http://www.ftmarketwatch.com/news/story.asp?guid={01D3D717-7043-42EC-95E3-82FDBEC69F75}&source=moreover1

Bob the Unlucky Octopus

Believe it or not, this is the future of our "faecal disposal units". Researchers have been playing around with this idea for years and years- the trick won't be getting a reliable system of analysis- that's a simple matter of tradesmanship-level design. The REAL difficulty will be selling this to the public- it will be a sound idea health-wise though, and hopefully one day, it'll be as ordinary as well...a flushing toilet.

Until we have a good marketing team willing to take on this beast of a project- the scientists will have time to make it a more appealing prospect to use. Make no mistake though- it's potentially a life-saving diagnostic tool. It sounds facetious, frivolous, ludicrous even...but it's actually sound in theory. And I for one, hope that the public stop laughing and start paying attention to the ol' Lincoln logs- or at least let your toilet do it for you

Bob the Unlucky Octopus

Hobbes

I like the way it uses voice recognition to reconise the people. No two grunting noises are alike.

Although my password would be "WHO DOES NUMBER 1 WORK FOR!"

Seriously though, having this in a workplace. Wouldn't be an invasion of privacy?