the bear and the rabbit

crazy_dude6662

a bear was walking with a rabit through the woods, they came to a road and the pair stumble across a golden frog.
the frog tells them that he will grant them three wishes each.
the bear thinks for a moment then says "i wish all the bears in this forest were female"
the frog says "wish granted"
the rabbit says immedietly "i want a motercycle helmet"
the frog grants the wish and the bear says "what a stupid wish, you wasted it" the bear then says "i wish that all the bears in the state were female!"
the frog nods
the rabbit says "i wish i had a moter cycle" the frog nods.
the bear thinks for a minute "since the rabbit is bad at wish making, i will show him how its done, i wish that all the bears in america were female"
the rabbit starts laughing "i wish, the bear was gay!" the rabbit then hopped on the motorcycle, put on his helmet and drove off.

Deadwing

thats the worst joke ive ever heard. also frogs in crash helmets remind me of crazy frog. that makes the joke even worse.

Tom Dunne

WTF????????????????

Did I miss something?

Naos

Haha...
That was good.
Akin to the Paddy irishmans "I wish my 2 mates would come back to this island" joke of old.

Diss

A man walks into a bar.

He is an alchoholic and his alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

TerrorFirmer

lol brilliant, I loved it!

Devious

Why dont they sell aspirin in the rainforests?

Becuse it would not be economically viable to market such a product in a sparsely inhabited region.

Maximilian

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
One.

juno75

Why dont they sell aspirin in the rainforests?

Becuse it would not be economically viable to market such a product in a sparsely inhabited region.

That only works in a German Accent