Meticulous Murder

LadyJ

Hey people!
So if you could murder anyone,who would it be and how would you do it?
And no echos in here,no one likes copycat killers!

I can't think of a way perfect enough to rid the world of Marty Whelan just yet so talk amongst yourselves!

Nightwish

I would like to strangle Avril Lavigne with my corset, but before she gasps for her dying breath I want her to admit that she is a fake, a graduate of the school of manufactured pop stars, an that she is NOT, i repeat, NOT A PUNK

digitally-yours

my vote goes to mr President George Bush
without thinking twice
will kill him the way he is killing innocent people in the world
but still i think killing breeds killing
hatred breeds hatred
but he is definately the one i would like to see under the ground rather than over the ground

and if you give me one more option it will be Bin Laden

tony 2 tone

If it was Ryan Tuberty and Gerry Ryan I'd would give ya a hand......
The thing is to think simple....

Nightwish

digitally-yours wrote:

my vote goes to mr President George Bush
without thinking twice
but still i think killing breeds killing
hatred breeds hatred
but he is definately the one i would like to see under the ground rather than over the ground

if Bush is murdered, he'd be a martyr for the religious right-which makes them stronger..............when oh when will they learn that this applies to al-Qaeda too

LadyJ

Hmmm...Still not sure what to do to Marty but no matter what it is I swear to give a non-stop,boring commentary of it all as I kill him!

aidan_dunne

Oh, I've got a "list of enemies, people who've pissed me off over the years, people I hold grudges against and general grievances" that's as thick as a phone book! I'm just waiting for my chance to enact my vicious revenge on all of them but I'm not going to say how I'm going to go about doing it here. Let's just say that, when it happens, you'll know about it!

/evil laugh/

Me, crazy? Never!

Crucifix

Everyone who bought the crazy frog single. And I think I'd go for generic blunt object attack.

evad_lhorg

no no thats more than one person(unfrtunately). just murder he frog instead!

Pighead

So my stupid ****ing "friend" Nigel won 1000 euro this week.

My buddy Andy ran a Celebrity Dead Pool over the summer . I don't want to get too into details because, though not overly complicated, I happen to be overly lazy, but at any rate fifty people put in 20 each, and Nigel won the pot when Edward Heath popped his clogs.

1000 euro. I could not think of a person who deserves it less. Not because he has money, but just because it should have been me. Especially because of the way Nigels going to spend it. When I asked him what he'd do with his 1000, he said, "I don't know...I have a wedding in a few weeks, and the train ticket was kinda pricey, and I have to buy a new suit, so I guess that's what I'll spend it on."

Lame.

So, so lame.What a geek

Good lord - if I had won 1000 in a poker pool, you'd better believe that the people at our local loff license store would like me a lot more. This is to say nothing of the lovely, Eastern European and Latin American young ladies who ply their trade nightly at Le Chic on Earl Street. I'd probably break it down thusly:

- 100 on good liquor from the liquor store
- 100 on lap dances for my roommates
- 400 on one hell of a night of drinking/booby-seeing
- 60 on socks
- 200 on extra large Durex condoms just to impress the hot girl who works behind the counter in Centra
- 100 on presents for my family
- 40 on lunchmeat and various salad items

And Nigels's spending it on a suit and a wedding. That is, until my roommate Brian and I murder him in his sleep tonight.
We're going to go for the classic slitting his wrists and maybe beforehand we'll rip off his toenails and start fiddling underneath with cocktail sticks

Squirrel

It's too hard to pick one person but the way I'd do it would be to take all their internal organs out with a tooth pick

digitally-yours

man u have seriously innovative mind

****ey why didnt i thought of this idea :mad:

Squirrel wrote:

It's too hard to pick one person but the way I'd do it would be to take all their internal organs out with a tooth pick

Sparky

Id kill the scum that lives around the corner from me, and hes an import as well which makes it worse.

Squirrel

digitally-yours wrote:

man u have seriously innovative mind

****ey why didnt i thought of this idea :mad:

Thank you! :cool:

I'm still trying to decide who would be the one person

Wacker

Fred Phelps. Here is a link to his website (although it is currently sufering tech problems):

http://www.godhatesfags.com/

I'm hetero-sexual, btw. And I just found out that I share a birthday with him!!!!

pauln

LadyJ wrote:

Hmmm...Still not sure what to do to Marty but no matter what it is I swear to give a non-stop,boring commentary of it all as I kill him!

Umm.. For Marty it has to be something special. Fashion some sort of stabbing weapon out of ice (or grab the nearest icicle), do the necessary and then it melts, no murder weapon, no fingerprints left just the satisfaction of a job well done. :cool:

I haven't tought this through a few times i swear :rolleyes:

Dimitri

Ah yes good old boring, pretencious(sp?) Marty. Now there is one man that i too would love to rid the world of. Now not that i've anything against the blunt instrument approach mentioned, i just think on so pedantic a man as this it would be a little to rustic!! For me it would have to involve a rake, salt and a ten tonne steam roller to finsh up with!!
/* cue evil laughter

Sleepy

Col. Mustard in the drawing room with the candlestick...

Nightwish

why does everyone hate marty? I quite like him

Dimitri

Nightwish wrote:

why does everyone hate marty? I quite like him

You sicken me. :mad:

Nightwish

Dimitri wrote:

You sicken me. :mad:

good
i earn a living badgering langers

bug

lime would be good.
if you knew someone who had a large farm.
I remember one night when the cable went out me and my sisters had her husband dead and buried in two hours until it came back on.

ah it was a gas laugh ....

Nidge

I dunno anyone i'd kill would be someone none of the general public knows, a person i know personally. I'd probably just lay them down and pour alcohol down their throat until they choked on it. I'll say no more.

Sparky

Nidge wrote:

I dunno anyone i'd kill would be someone none of the general public knows, a person i know personally. I'd probably just lay them down and pour alcohol down their throat until they choked on it. I'll say no more.

alcohol, why waste good drink when you can use water or better, toilet duck.

pred racer

The guy from the harvey norman adds on the radio must die!!!
Im thinking about 4lbs of mince inserted in every oriface, and some unusually hungry/horny ferrets, or failing that Id beat him to death with Marty Whelan.