the doctor, the bear and the old guy

jaggeh · 19-07-2005 4:35pm #1

An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup.

The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "I've never been better!" he replies. "I've got an 18-year-old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun.

"So he's in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appears in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the bear, and squeezes the handle. The bear drops dead in front of him, suffering from a bullet wound in his its chest."

"That's impossible! Someone else must have shot that bear," the man said.

"Exactly," replies the Doc.

irldavem · 19-07-2005 5:28pm

lol.

Good one.

takes a few seconds to get it though.

StupidLikeAFox · 19-07-2005 5:33pm

BEAVER, its supposed to be with a beaver

"That's impossible! Someone else must have shot that beaver," the man said

JohnCleary · 19-07-2005 7:22pm

lol, um I dont get it

TomTom · 19-07-2005 10:25pm

Good one, would be way better with the beaver line though.

tails2 · 20-07-2005 5:54am

lol, um I dont get it

children!!!... tut tut tut..

the doctor is trying to prove to the old guy that it was obviously someone else who shot his load into his wife and made her pregnant cos the old guy is too old... just like it was obviously someone else who shot that B E A V E R and not the hunter with the umbrella