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do you give 100%?

  • 19-07-2005 3:49pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,997 ✭✭✭


    What Makes 100%?

    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%?

    What makes up 100% in life?


    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:
    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.

    It's the Bull**** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top !!!


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    The work bible in condensed form


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    yup. i'll be taking that knowlage on board


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,618 ✭✭✭Civilian_Target


    Maybe you should move this to the work forum? :p

    Its one of those sad unfortuante truths.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,103 ✭✭✭Revalco


    True true


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 409 ✭✭Dellgirl


    i dont think ive ever seen our accuntant laugh before. Well done!


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