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what would you give for a wish

  • 19-07-2005 9:28am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,997 ✭✭✭


    A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to
    lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
    They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.

    The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of
    you just one."
    "Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk.
    "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."
    Poof!
    She's gone.

    In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep.
    "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life."
    Poof!
    He's gone.

    "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.
    The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

    Moral of story:
    Always let your boss have the first say!


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    lmao fcukin brilliant, best one I've read in ages.

    Sounds like something from a Dilbert strip...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    yeah.. like Dilbert.. but funny ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,181 ✭✭✭✭Jim


    "What do you call it when a guy in middle management moves to upper management?"
    "I dunno, what do you call it?"
    "A promotion!"
    "....oh...heres a memo I just typed."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,745 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    ^^ Family Guy, i like it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 489 ✭✭derek27


    thats a classic. i heard the same joke as a paddy englishman, paddy scotchman, paddy irishman joke, where when paddy irishman is asked what he wanted, he cant make up his mind and says "jaysis, i wish the two lads were here to help me!"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 856 ✭✭✭StonedParadoX


    lol @ both jokes


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