Court

irish life

I'm up in court on Wednesday to pay a fine for a minor offence. I only started a new job 2 weeks ago and was late in today so I don't want to have to take more time off on Wednesday. Just wondering if anyone knows if I have to turn up myself? Could I give the money to my solicitor and let him pay it as he'll be in the court anyway?

If not, any excuses to get off work for a couple of hours?

Also, what kind of procedure is it? I'm up at 10.30, do I have to wait for my name to be called out?

Ta.

aidan_walsh

irish_life wrote:

If not, any excuses to get off work for a couple of hours?

How about "I'll be late for work because I'm having my ass hauled in front of a judge."

Sparky

i was late, because i had to pay a fine, because i was rushing here to work because i love working here and your a great boss and please dont fire me.

0utshined

So.... that BBQ you're cooking tomorrow night and talking about all day in work. Are you sure the chicken is fully cooked?

county

ask your solicitor your paying him or her enough money

Sparky

0utshined wrote:

So.... that BBQ you're cooking tomorrow night and talking about all day in work. Are you sure the chicken is fully cooked?

roll on ad with blurred face and deep blurred voice " i swear i didnt know leaving a raw chicken outside all night was harmfull, it really shows you what can happen"

Glipmac

theres always the "oh ive got one of those 24 hour viruses that are going around i think i got it fom Joe..."

Sparky

snivvels, i have some sort of [insert here] infection, yeah it was from mary.

Boss (after looking up google on infection): but wait it can only transfer through body fluids, what happened?

irish life

Cheers for the replies, sarcastic or not.

county wrote:

ask your solicitor your paying him or her enough money

Well I have to find out by tomorrow morning so I can tell the boss and I'll be in work so can't get in contact with the solicitor.

Sparky

you could go into work early, to make an appearance, then go on the hop till what ever time the court ends, then sneak back into work, if you get caught, just say someone you knew rang you up to say your car is getting clamped

Could work

Reaver772

If it is all the same to you, I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today.

When I got up this morning, I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it.

I set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour and the other half back an hour Saturday, and spent 18 hours in some kind of space-time continuum loop, reliving Sunday (right up until the explosion). I was able to exit the loop only by reversing the polarity of the power source exactly e*log(pi) clocks in the house while simultaneously rapping my dog on the snout with a rolled up Times. Accordingly, I will be in late, or early.

My stigmata's acting up.

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I prefer to remain an enigma.

Sparky

me calls Stephen Speilberg, theres the makings of a good film here

irish life

Sorted it out after rattling my brains. Going to a funeral on Wednesday morning.

Our man in Havana

Lying will do you no good as court is reported in the papers. Your boss is liable to see your name in the local rag and ask questions.

Sparky

irish life wrote:

Sorted it out after rattling my brains. Going to a funeral on Wednesday morning.

he he he

Boss may be afraid to ask who