NEW ADMIN : NEW FUTURE

[Jackass]

O.K. , i admit , i don't have suttys good looks and whit, and charisma, but i offer you something so much more special!

1.) Communist ideas will be welcomed

2.) I am very patient ,and do not make rash ,on the spot desicions ,on peoples remarks or comments

3.) I belive in freedom of speech, but not too free!

4.) Not only will i cure world hunger ,but i will raise world obecitey!

5.) Everyone will be entitled to there say within reason!

6.) i'm descisive and intelligent

7.) i Don't get drunk at DnC lans and nearly get sick on my computer /me looks at sutty

8.) I don't wait outside little kids schools (Usualy all male ,little boys schools) and offer them "candy in my little blue van"

9.) I don't use unfair tactics, minipulate the public, or make up harmfull/incriminating storys to effect fellow competetors chances of winning an election!

FREE YOUR MIND.... VOTE NEW JACKASS FOR A BETTER, BRIGHTER FUTURE!

I will moderate these boards Agressively ,Fairly, and Corruptly!

uhhhh, scratch that last one, so put me in power ,where i can use ,abuse ,and neglect it TODAY!!!!

/me sits down to rapptures applause from all the NETS/COMMS readers and posters ,and thanks all 5 of them!




No seriously though, i want in!

[Jackass]

well ,i'd just like to thank the 5 of you for your tremendos support, unfortunnatly, we are way down in the polls ,we have only 20% of the electret, with a total of 1 vote(s), but keep your heads up, we'll get there, anyone else wanna join the fastest growing party in the NETS/COMMS section of boards, make yourself heard!!!


P.S. that 1 vote was me..........................................................................................................................voting for myself

DeVore

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">2.) I am very patient ,and do not make rash ,on the spot desicions ,on peoples remarks or comments </font>

Well I do

Locked.

DeV.