Beer, age, porn, or just plain erectile dysfunction?

LegacyUser

Anyone else here not had sex for a long time - a really long time now - and had a bit of trouble with the small fella when it finally came to the crunch? I had the opportunity to score twice recently for the first time in ages (three months between, which should give you an idea of how long), and although Mr. Wiggly was definitely interested, he wasn't exactly going all out on my behalf. The mission wasn't completed; barely started in fact.

However there were extenuating circumstances. First of all, I was utterly ****faced on both occasions. Secondly, I'm probably 5 or 6 years older now than the last time (say omfg); and I'm heading towards my mid-thirties, which I suppose could be a factor. And thirdly, I've abused and degraded myself regularly in the interim with the help and support of an extensive porn collection; which I've always felt might have a risk of desensitising the genuine experience.

Now I've thought about this a bit in the last few days and I've decided not to worry about it, that it's most likely the drink playing f*ck with my performance. I'm pretty sure I had the same problem in the past after a feed of drink, and the relationships I was in at the time don't seem to have suffered inordinately because of it. I rather like giving anyway, so it could even have been an improvement for my partners!

And it wasn't the scores either. The first was a bit odd for me, my first guy, but there was no lack of interest on my part. And the second was of a sex more to my liking, and to put it in fluent American, she was awesome. Me, I was happy to cuddle; but she was having none of it, and I was only too happy to explore. And finally, I sincerely doubt it was a medical impotence thing; don't ask how I know, just take my word for it.

However, given that it's been a while, I'm still a little curious about it. So I said I'd ask here, see if the situation sounds familiar to anyone. Was it the beer? Old age? Too much porn? Or do I just need to get back on the horse, sober? Well, not a horse, obviously. Maybe a shetland pony, start small.

TIA

Beruthiel

Too Wiggly? wrote:

However there were extenuating circumstances. First of all, I was utterly ****faced on both occasions

ok
first off, you ain't 18 any more and your todger just isn't going to pop up at the mere sight of a female anymore, being sh!tfaced is your one and only problem here and all you have to do is lay off it next time.
Also
most women you've just met will not do everything you see in a porn movie, so perhaps as you've said, it 'may' have desensitised you a bit

flogen

how old are you?
I'd be surprised if the porn was doing it, I'd say it's more likely to be the beer

seamus

You were ****faced and you wonder why you had trouble getting it up? I guess long spells make you worry about things, but Jesus Christ man.

There is nothing worse than attempting to have sex when you're ****faced. You can barely get it up, your fine motor skills are gone to **** (you end up poking all the wrong places), after a little while you begin to feel sick, and eventually you both just collapse and fall asleep.

gandalf

Twas probably the beer man and given its been a while since you dipped your wick I am surprised he didn't pop to attention but he will probably pop early as well thou, if you know what I mean. Next time go easy on the sauce and see how it goes !!

funk-you

just the beer man. and lay off the porn cause you'll get hairy palms

LegacyUser

Thanks for the unanimous vote of confidence in my abilities guys!

Seriously, feedback much appreciated.

Boggle

Brewers Droop mate. Cut the "HARD"( )liquor out of your diet and u'll be grand!

Pigman II

So were you more into the guy or the gal? Either way it sounds to me like you've spent too much time in a Galaxy far far away playing Star Wars with Hand Solo and you've lost your taste for the real thing.

My suggestion is stop the TomHanking for the forseeable future , then go out on the town and see how you get on.

LegacyUser

Pigman II wrote:

So were you more into the guy or the gal?

Oh the girl by a country mile. I'm not emotionally gay, just sexually, and I'd take a chick over a guy any day. Although if I was actually presented with a chick over a guy, I'd probably take that over both...

Victor

Performance anxiety?